Talk about old news....
but it was so great, it must be relived. Basically, venus had made some sort of statement about her being, "the funky Venus Williams".
Irina's Romanian, you see. So she slightly misinterpreted what Venus had to say, leading to the immortal, "She thinks she's the fucking Venus Williams," quote.
This was all quite shocking. Anyhow, they match went on, and during a changeover there was a bump! Who knows who was *really* at fault (if anybody). Neither player moved, just walked into each other. 'Course, the Williams fans will tell you it was all a diabolical Spirlea plot. But it could just as easily have been a blameless incident.
Anyway, Venus won the match (by an inch), and Richard weighed in too, calling Spirlea, "the big white turkey," which happened to be THE ONLY THING RACIST ABOUT THE ENTIRE THING. So put that race card in your pipe and smoke it.