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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 20th, 2003, 11:59 PM Thread Starter
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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'You petit bitch! You think you are le fucking Amelie Mauresmo!!! I am le greatest player de France, not you! Now turn your cheek so I can spit on your face

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"Amelie, do it secretly for nous lesbiennes."

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Originally Posted by gabrielle
Tauziat: "Amelie does my breath smell *blowing in Amelie's face*"
Amelie: "DAAAAAYUM!"

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 21st, 2003, 01:41 PM
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Nathalie: "Hey, Amelie! I want to show you "something" after the matches!"
Amelie: "Ssshhh! They're gonna hear us..."

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Blonde chick on the left hand side: Im in a caption
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post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 21st, 2003, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by azza
Blonde chick on the left hand side: Im in a caption

Amelie: "Wait is that my phone ringing? Did someone call me? Guy, Pascale...somebody..."

Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.
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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 21st, 2003, 02:57 PM
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lmao! Good one azza!!

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Nat: Amelie, please stop gazing adoringly at Pam Shriver I'm supposed to be your idol!!

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amelie, escargots tonight for dinner?
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post #11 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:14 AM
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Amelie walking away on the court...

Nathalie: Wait, Amelie!
Amelie: What?
Nathalie: I'm sorry! I know I was stupid to say like that one but I think I'm fell in love with you! That's why, I'm here to see you!
Amelie: Really? Hmm... alrighty, my room is 69. Got it?
Nathalie: Room 69?!

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