Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Perth, Australia
Originally Posted by JennyS
I thought it would be fun to write some tennis limericks. These are a few that I wrote.
There once was a girl named Justine
Who became very strong and so lean
She won two Grand Slams
In front of the fans
Who thought her first name was Christine
There once was a woman named Pam
Who choked on a piece of baked ham
George saved her life
And hugged his poor wife
Who decided next time she's eat lamb
There once was a woman named Jen
Who lost in three sets again
She got really mad
And yelled at her dad
And hung out with J-Lo and Ben
There once was a nice girl named Kim
Who's boyfriend Lleyton was too slim
Kim could lift more weight
Than her devoted soul mate
And many thought he was so dim
There was a gal named Billy Jean
Who thought she could rule like a Queen
Her Fed Cup rules stunk
So Jen called her a punk
But Billy said "I'm for the team"
They are really good!!
"I want to do things on my own terms, I can't have anything take me out.
I have never given up and it's important for me to prove to myself that I can do this, and to prove to me that i'm a champion.
If I were just to sit down, lay down and give in, then I wouldn't have any respect for myself."