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Tennis limericks

I thought it would be fun to write some tennis limericks. These are a few that I wrote.

There once was a girl named Justine
Who became very strong and so lean
She won two Grand Slams
In front of the fans
Who thought her first name was Christine

There once was a woman named Pam
Who choked on a piece of baked ham
George saved her life
And hugged his poor wife
Who decided next time she's eat lamb

There once was a woman named Jen
Who lost in three sets again
She got really mad
And yelled at her dad
And hung out with J-Lo and Ben

There once was a nice girl named Kim
Who's boyfriend Lleyton was too slim
Kim could lift more weight
Than her devoted soul mate
And many thought he was so dim

There was a gal named Billy Jean
Who thought she could rule like a Queen
Her Fed Cup rules stunk
So Jen called her a punk
But Billy said "I'm for the team"
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Very good!
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Kim Clijsters is really really nice
And has won the YEC twice
She became number one
Which really annoyed some
But losing Slam finals is still her main vice.

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I thought it would be fun to write some tennis limericks. These are a few that I wrote.

There once was a girl named Justine
Who became very strong and so lean
She won two Grand Slams
In front of the fans
Who thought her first name was Christine

There once was a woman named Pam
Who choked on a piece of baked ham
George saved her life
And hugged his poor wife
Who decided next time she's eat lamb

There once was a woman named Jen
Who lost in three sets again
She got really mad
And yelled at her dad
And hung out with J-Lo and Ben

There once was a nice girl named Kim
Who's boyfriend Lleyton was too slim
Kim could lift more weight
Than her devoted soul mate
And many thought he was so dim

There was a gal named Billy Jean
Who thought she could rule like a Queen
Her Fed Cup rules stunk
So Jen called her a punk
But Billy said "I'm for the team"
They are really good!!

"I want to do things on my own terms, I can't have anything take me out.
I have never given up and it's important for me to prove to myself that I can do this, and to prove to me that i'm a champion.
If I were just to sit down, lay down and give in, then I wouldn't have any respect for myself."
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old Nov 11th, 2003, 03:34 PM
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very nice...love d "Kim could lift more weight
Than her devoted soul mate" line...dat was funny
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