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Caption - Billy Jean Kingy handing out fives to former top ranked players.

http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?sl...las111&prov=ap


I'm sure Jen is regretting she did not trip her



Billy is great though
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That was the spirit...Martina N did it too! The others walked in so blandly! This is sports and you are all fellow sportswomen....should have shown some spirit.

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Jenny: *god, ok, just smile, later i can tell her how i really feel, better yet, punch her* " hi Billy, thanks

Billy: no problem *oooh, shes not making the olympic team*

Jen *thats what she thinks* awww, hehehe

Davy: thanks billy, your the best, high five! *bitch, fucking bitch*

Billie: oooh! yeah! thats the spirit! *slutty backstabber*

Hingis: hey billie, nice to see you * ugh why am i here? what a boreee...i could be fucking...yuk* HIGH FIVE YEAH!

Billy: oooh thank you Marty, really means alot *not, slutty ughhh dont slap her dont slap her!, control, breatth*

Marty: hehehe. no problem hehehe *uuugh*

Navratilova: hey, ok lets go to that orgy tommorrow you up to it? *fag hag*

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

ect ect...
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Jenny: *god, ok, just smile, later i can tell her how i really feel, better yet, punch her* " hi Billy, thanks

Billy: no problem *oooh, shes not making the olympic team*

Jen *thats what she thinks* awww, hehehe

Davy: thanks billy, your the best, high five! *bitch, fucking bitch*

Billie: oooh! yeah! thats the spirit! *slutty backstabber*

Hingis: hey billie, nice to see you * ugh why am i here? what a boreee...i could be fucking...yuk* HIGH FIVE YEAH!

Billy: oooh thank you Marty, really means alot *not, slutty ughhh dont slap her dont slap her!, control, breatth*

Marty: hehehe. no problem hehehe *uuugh*

Navratilova: hey, ok lets go to that orgy tommorrow you up to it? *fag hag*

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

ect ect...
You cracked me up, Trish!!
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Jenny: *god, ok, just smile, later i can tell her how i really feel, better yet, punch her* " hi Billy, thanks

Billy: no problem *oooh, shes not making the olympic team*

Jen *thats what she thinks* awww, hehehe

Davy: thanks billy, your the best, high five! *bitch, fucking bitch*

Billie: oooh! yeah! thats the spirit! *slutty backstabber*

Hingis: hey billie, nice to see you * ugh why am i here? what a boreee...i could be fucking...yuk* HIGH FIVE YEAH!

Billy: oooh thank you Marty, really means alot *not, slutty ughhh dont slap her dont slap her!, control, breatth*

Marty: hehehe. no problem hehehe *uuugh*

Navratilova: hey, ok lets go to that orgy tommorrow you up to it? *fag hag*

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*

ect ect...
OMG: haha: especially

Billy: sorry, love to, but im doing a buffet charity, you understand! its for a good cause.

Nav: of course! *and she calls Jen fat? wow the nerve!*
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lmao i know! i thought ^ that one was pretty swell too! hehehehe sometimes i surprise even me!
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billy: Chrissy! how are you? oooh high five, high five! *if i have to high five another blonde bimbo, im gonna hurl* heheh thats the spirit, you go girl!

Chrissy: oops! hehe, ok hehe, haha! hehe! *bitch, ho, slut, ho, lez, ho, bitch...ugh, ho*

Billy: hehe lets do lunch!

Chrissy: yeahhh *lets not* hehe ill call you! oh haha, hehe, oh haha!

*billy straightenes her jacket, walks over to the front counter, picks up her chek*

Billy: bye girls! *yeah, they suck, they all suck...i could beat them all* see you all in 30 years! heheh BYE!

EVERYONE: bye! billy!

Jen: toodles! *im gonna kill her myself, if she doesnt die soon* hehehe *looks over at davy* awww isnt she JUST great? *not*

Davy: she just IS *yeah, IS being the word, fucking bitch*

Martina: BYE! *ughhh, waste of time, uuugh*

ect ect
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Pretty swell? Now, I'm going to "hurl".

BJK spells her name Billie, not Billy.
Et cetera is abbreviated etc...not ect.
Guess English isn't your strong suit, eh?

I could go on, but I've wasted too much time on this juvenile crap all ready.
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Pretty swell? Now, I'm going to "hurl".

BJK spells her name Billie, not Billy.
Et cetera is abbreviated etc...not ect.
Guess English isn't your strong suit, eh?

I could go on, but I've wasted too much time on this juvenile crap all ready.
aww, I did not know I would be corrected on a fucking women's tennis board. You are a joke. Usually I appreciate when someone corrects me, but not when no one(except u cares). Englis inn fakt Is ones of mine beast pards, sommetimes i to nod hawe timme, ore carring, too paie adengion off hov i spel,
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Billie coming in * what an array of wonderful, well-mannered, nice ladies *

Kim - why can't stand next to my friend Jen, Billie?
* slaps hand hard in her drive volley-style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Justine - where's Serena, Billie? I wanted to hold hands with her ...
* slaps hand hard in her backhand style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Jennifer - you're lucky I don't have to stand next to Vee, Billie!!! I'd look even more like the small teletubbie and I wouldn't have liked that
* snatches Billy's hand the way she snatches a McDonald hamburger *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Lindsay - thanks for putting me next to the dwarf and the teletubbie ... I look like a tree now ...
* slaps hand hard in her serve style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Martina H - you said to me to wear a short skirt and something with a deep décolté ... But why aren't the others ... ? Oh I get you ... Perv!!!
* presses Billie's hand on such a way it hurts bad, but not with real power *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Tracy - I feel old next to Martina, Billie ... Why weren't Monica and Steffi here?
* slaps hand hard in her volley style *
Billie - Ouch!!!

Martina N - I'm flattered, Tracy ... Got something to do tonight?

Tracy - I didn't mean you ...

Martina N - Oh, you bitch Billie you got something to do tonight?
* holds Billie's hand tenderfully *
Billie - Oooh, Martina .... Not now!

Chris - You made me look oldest by putting me at the end of the row and coming in later ...
* slaps hand really hard *
Billie - Ouch!!! Ouch!!!

Billie *whispering to the tour to the tour officials* - We are out of here. I don't belong in this group of haughty bitches!!!

All *in choir* - Goodbye Billie *singing* Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

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jen should have run out and floored BJK - bow that would have been an entrance. Lindsay looks great - Finally you have grown your hair!

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This pic tells it all. Some people clap more enthousiastic than others :

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The look on Jennifer's face in the last pic just says it all !
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