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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old Nov 5th, 2003, 03:43 PM Thread Starter
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Kim has diarrhea, gout and is a leper but WILL play!!!

Of course if she loses, I'll be right back here to state the following:


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Funny...although I must say, someone changed the heading of my post. I never said she Will play....I'd like to know who did that!
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Knowing Kim, she would probably consider it

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Only a broken leg can stop Kim.


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Only a broken leg can stop Kim.
u got dat right...
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Only a broken leg can stop Kim.
You think?



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Only a broken leg can stop Kim.
It's the same with Justine !!!!
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Not at the girls in the wc but the thaught of Kim showing up at the champs in a wc and really play...

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It's the same with Justine !!!!
Nah!
She'll still play.
Legit reason for timeout.
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Of course if she loses, I'll be right back here to state the following:

Kim's a leper? If I told her once, I told her a thousand times: DDUMP LLEYTON! Obviously, it's too late now.

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