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In This Thread, FTS's about "chronic sprain of the lumbar spine" re. Anna K
the following FTS's have been brought to yuo courtesy of nuerosurgery.org and the Car Key Boi
FTS#1 Patients are typically bent over and unable to straighten up or maintain a normal posture. Any particular activity is impossible, including sitting, standing, walking, driving, and especially playing fucking tennis exhibitions
FTS#2 Treatment initially should involve nosteroidal anti-inflammatory medications such as Nuprin, Motrin, Voltaren, Naprosyn, Tolectin, Lodine, Dolobid, Clinoril, or Feldene. A rehabilitation program involving physical therapy is prescribed. Physical Therapy with ultra-sound, heat and ice applied to the low back region allows the muscle spasms to relax. Exercises to strecth out painfully contracted muscles which are in spasm, followed by muscle strengthening exercises to build up the muscles to prevent further sprain and strain injuries completes a physical therapy program.
FTS#3 The prognosis is excellent for a complete recovery of a lumbar sprain or strain injury. The muscle typically recovers nearly 100% with some minimal scar tissue, if there was tearing of the muscle. Recurrent episodes of sprain and strain injury to the lumbar spine may be prevented by a conscientious daily exercise program to stretch and strengthen the lumbar spine muscles. This will avoid muscles that are weak and chronically underused or in a state of "chronic deconditioning."
FTS#4 Anna Kournikova does not have "chronic sprain of the lumbar spine". If she did, she would be unable to walk. Furthermore, to suggest that this condition is not treatable (re. "inoperable) is bullshit.
FTS#5 Anna has completely lost her game and she knows it's, and so do her management
FTS#6 To make an announcement that Anna is retiring because she is crap, would be a major embarrassment, not only to her, but also her fans and her sporting sponsors like Adidas blah. Hence the reason for the "chronic lumber sprain" troll
that is all
- Car Key Boi