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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old Aug 13th, 2003, 10:27 PM Thread Starter
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I want to marry Jelena Dokic

Really badly but it aint gonna happen.
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old Aug 13th, 2003, 10:34 PM
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She is available

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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old Aug 13th, 2003, 11:06 PM
 
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Rumour has it that she doesn't even expect you to ask for her father's permission ...
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i know how you feel selesfan....in fact i know how u feel so much that u inspired me to copy this thread....

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Really badly but it aint gonna happen.
to make you feel better, she looks a lot better in person than on TV or photos
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to make you feel better, she looks a lot better in person than on TV or photos
I know, saw her at this years Wimbledon. :P
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go change your name like me, indulge your fantasy a step further!

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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old Aug 16th, 2003, 11:51 PM
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Guys named Enrique with blond tennis girlfriends don't "last too long".
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I don't want to marry Jelena, I just want to give her a good boning about 7 or 8 times.

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id rather marry anna...though id settle for jelena
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old Aug 17th, 2003, 01:41 AM
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Does she like Black Pudding?
You're disgusting!!!

I suppose you could console yourself with the knowledge that you are marginally more likely to marry Jelena, or win her fathers approval, than I am. I think I'd have trouble with the boning part too.
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Yeah, I think Joey is drunk.
Next he'll be talking about tossing the salad of poor Jelena.

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