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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Aug 8th, 2003, 06:04 AM Thread Starter
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Curse of the Ku Klux Klan

The KKK seems to have affectively put a curse on certain WTA players.
What other explanation could there be?

VENUS - abdominal strain
SERENA - Knee surgery
Chanda - shoulder tendinitis
Alex - shoulder strain

I have put a call in to Miss Cleo and Al Sharpton.

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*prays for them*

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oh my goodness! Only you TeeRex could come up with this.
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Angie Haynes and Shenay Perry are looking pretty healthy.........maybe they can steal some limelight away from the above mentioned.......
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Praps its the Kim Knockout Kurse .........

as all of a sudden ppl think she's turned into an evil witch!

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I've always thought she was Kinky Kim Klijsters!?!

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I've always thought she was Kinky Kim Klijsters!?!
U'll have to ask Lleyton.......................
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And by 2nite itll be:

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Drug Store Truck Driving Man
(Joan Baez from soundtrack of Woodstock)

Well, he's got him a house on the hill
He plays country records till you've had your fill
He's a fireman's friend he's an all night DJ
But he sure does think different from the records he plays

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He don't like the young folks I know
He told me one night on his radio show
He's got him a medal he won in the War
It weighs five-hundred pounds and it sleeps by his floor
He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He's been like a father to me
He's the only DJ you can hear after three
I'm an all night musician in an acid house band
And why he don't like me I can't understand

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town
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The KKK are not a myth, are quite active and should be the prime terrorist that are hunted in america instead of Muslims.

But that, my friends, is another story.

Anyway, Miss Cleo has contacted Jamaican Jenny and they are counteracting theses curses as I type.

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The KKK are not a myth, are quite active and should be the prime terrorist that are hunted in america instead of Muslims.

But that, my friends, is another story.

Anyway, Miss Cleo has contacted Jamaican Jenny and they are counteracting theses curses as I type.
Miss Cleo's an actress and got fired for embezzeling money!

I wouldn't trust that 'I'm not really a witch but I play one on TV' woman
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Originally Posted by JollyRoger
Drug Store Truck Driving Man
(Joan Baez from soundtrack of Woodstock)

Well, he's got him a house on the hill
He plays country records till you've had your fill
He's a fireman's friend he's an all night DJ
But he sure does think different from the records he plays

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He don't like the young folks I know
He told me one night on his radio show
He's got him a medal he won in the War
It weighs five-hundred pounds and it sleeps by his floor
He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town

He's been like a father to me
He's the only DJ you can hear after three
I'm an all night musician in an acid house band
And why he don't like me I can't understand

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU POSTED THESE LYRICS!!! It's one of my all time favorite songs, and a little hard to follow on the Woodstock soundtrack. BLESS YOU JOE HILL!!!
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU POSTED THESE LYRICS!!! It's one of my all time favorite songs, and a little hard to follow on the Woodstock soundtrack. BLESS YOU JOE HILL!!!
Hey- took a little liberty with the lyrics, I see (Acid House Band?!)
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