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Breaking News: Sharapova quits Tennis and becomes a ...

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and she wants her teammates to "Get in touch with their Feminine Sides"


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post #3 of 17 (permalink) Old Aug 7th, 2003, 04:22 AM
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Thanks for posting those! Cool pix!!
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haha!
Thanks for the joke! Those are cool pics! Thanks!
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....This is fucked up, fucked up....

This is your blind spot, blind spot.
It should be obvious, but it's not.

You cannot kickstart a dead horse
You just crush yourself and walk away
I don't care what the future holds
Cause I'm right here in your arms today
With your fingers you can touch me

I'll be your black swan, black swan
I'm for spare parts, broken up.




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lol

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Thanks for this cute thread, rhz! Not only does Maria have great form and technique on the tennis court, but she has great form and technique on the football field, too! Her footwork and throwing motion are impeccable!

Thanks to rhz and Miss Love for the terrific photos!

Maria towers over Doug Flutie!

And on a serious note, Maria is going to be a fantastic marketing tool for the WTA Tour! She is a natural for print ads, television commercials and talk shows.

P.S. - From the top secret department! Look for the Age Eligibilty Rules to be modified in the near future so Maria can play more tournaments next year.

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Oh I want to play on the opponent's team and put her on the floor
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You better not want to do that to Maria! By the way, it's called a football field, not the floor.

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you. It will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing up against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett

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Thanks for the cute pictures.
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youre welcome

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Doug Flutie is SOOOOO HOT!!!!
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Dang shes really pretty, but GEEZZ!!! She taller than football players. WHOA how tall is she?
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i think she's 6'0" and still growing !

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wow. shes only 16 too
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