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TENNIS : Serena's the hottest thing, on or off the court
By - Sports Central

Wednesday, August 06. 2003


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By Eric Poole
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I remember when the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue arrived.

Not that it's a big deal to me. Honestly, I read S.I. for the articles.

Usually, the people who say the magazine's annual bacchanalia of pulchritude is mostly about sex and very little about sports are right on the money, but not this time. The swimsuit issue included 18 models and the hottest woman in the entire magazine got there not by looks, but for the way she plays tennis.

If you get your hands on this year's swimsuit issue, don't even bother with most of it. Just turn to Page 124, where Serena Williams is wearing a two-piece that just begs the question: How can she hit the ball so hard when -- uh, we'll just let CBS golf analyst Gary McCord ask about that.

I know it's hard to feel sorry for supermodels, but it just doesn't seem fair that Serena outclasses them in the looks department, and plays tennis better than any other woman on the planet.

She has aspirations of being an actress and designing clothes, but in the meantime, she's marking time atop the world rankings. She has won the last four Grand Slam tournaments, a feat now called the Serena Slam, and there's no immediate threat to her superiority.

Williams was making noise about going undefeated for the year, which no one -- not Monica Seles, not Martina Navratilova, not Billie Jean King, not even Maureen Connolly -- had done.

I don't know what's going on in Serena Williams' mind. I don't know if her competitive fire will still burn if she goes unbeaten one year or if she'll just walk away.

If you stop to think about that, it sounds absurd. If Serena had won the U.S. Open this year -- she is sitting out with an injury -- she would have been able to legally celebrate with champagne. She couldn't when she won last year.

That's right, she's only 21.

On the face of it, the thought that we might be sitting down in the next 12 to 24 months to figure out where she ranks in the pantheon of great female tennis players seems premature, but that's exactly what might happen.

Most of her predecessors at the top of the rankings had a worthy foil. Seles had Steffi Graf. Navratilova had Chris Evert. King had Evonne Goolagong, Margaret Court, and Bobby Riggs.

Serena Williams' toughest competition is the woman who shared her bedroom as a child and even that battle hasn't been close for years.

The lack of a yardstick is going to make it difficult to measure Serena Williams' career, especially if it ends before she hits 24. In that case, judging her career would be question is whether she is so dominant because she is the greatest tennis player ever or whether she is the best of a weak lot, albeit by a wide margin.

To answer that, it should be mentioned that ladies' tennis pays better and has more credibility than any other women's sport, and that's been true for a long time.

And when it comes to professional sports, where there's money, there's talent.

Even if Williams doesn't stick around long enough to match King, Navratilova, and Seles in the length of their careers, she would exceed them all for peak performance.

While it might be premature for a Serena Williams career retrospective, that moment could be coming faster than it should, so let's spend the next 10 or 22 months, or however long we have, to watch the greatest women's tennis player ever.

If she walks away while still at that peak, she would leave her sister, Venus, to clean up whatever competition might be left.

And then Serena can get on with her next career -- and she'll probably be the best at that, too. She already plays tennis better than anyone else and looks better in a bathing suit than a bathing suit model.

She'll probably end up winning Academy Awards, dominating the runways in New York and Paris, and maybe fight crime in her spare time.

That just isn't fair.
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LOL @ the Serena worshipping of the writer. But still a very nice read.

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LOL! Go Serena!
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Now that´s some worshipping!
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The writer is just telling the truth! BABYGIRL IS HOT!!!!

Serena is SERIOUSLY the best thing to have happened to tennis!!!

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Ha, Ha, Ha Serena is Hot! but I don't think she's ALL THAT.

Well, for this board She Is!
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LOL! Great article. But Venus will win too.

Go Serena, you are all that and a bag of chips!!!!

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OMG its amazing to think she was only able to legally drink in the states last September

i often forget how young these girls are

and yes, Serena is hot
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The writer is just telling the truth! BABYGIRL IS HOT!!!!

Serena is SERIOUSLY the best thing to have happened to tennis!!!
Ya damn right.

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ROFL. Yea, it's aigh't.

I think I'm gonna add the 'tape' smilie into mine. It rocks!

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Which one of you lot actually wrote this Come on, where's the ghostwriters amongst you! Come out come out wherever you are!

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only aight?
Aigh't = Eggcelent. I did put a 'lick' smilie, that should tell you something, no?

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She has won the last four Grand Slam tournaments, a feat now called the Serena Slam, and there's no immediate threat to her superiority.
I do understand the author meant she had won four in a row, but Henin-Hardenne won one of 'the last four Grand Slam tournaments'. Professional writers really should get the details right.

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