Gurl I's heard that Miss Venus be lovin' her some McDonald's chikkin nuggits and "freedom fries". Gurl she was seen late at night after losing to Rena at Wimby searching the streets of London for some Krispy Kremes.
Gurl she flew home and went to a Krispy Kreme and ran into a guilty-lookin' Monica Seles. Monica told her if this gets out she will get her and make Gunther Parche look like an angel.
so if any of y'all wants to stop Miss Venus y'all announce the truth about Monica's late night krispy kreme binges and let ''em know that it was Venus who told the world. and while you are at it send miss venus some chikkin nuggits, freedom fries and a box of jelly filled Krispy Kremes and she'll be gettin' more abdominal strains.
(btw, just for fun y'all simma down now. this board has gotten too serious and nasty lately folks!)