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Cool Tennis Tards, YUO=O\/\/NZED by the WTA, the players and their agents

the whole of the WTA is one big fucking troll, from the assholes who sit on the board, to the tournament organizers all the way down to the agents and the players and even the fucking TV networks

all of them are professional trollers and their mission is to sell YUO (the tennis tard) the notion that pro wimmins' tennis is the pinnacle of sportsmanship, graciousness and that the participants are blessed with hearts of gold

and the reason why yuo're soooo easy to troll, is because most of yuo are compulsive-obsessive tards who are desperate to see and hear material that confirms to YUO that yuor particular fav possesses a wonderful personality blah blah blah

one of the best trolls is the pre-tournament party for the players sponsors and press blah. One of the objectives of this party is to provide photo opportunities (a common theme) for cheesy pics of the players smiling and hugging each other. Remember the players are in on the troll, so when Camera Boi approaches Kimmie and Juju or whoever for a pic, they know it's part of their job to smile and hug blah, and yuo tards fall for it every time. Yuo're falling over yuorselves to be the first to post the aforementioned pic on wtaworldtard with accompanying declarations of "Kim and Juju/whoever look so friendly together, isn't there ANYONE that Kim ISN'T friends with? blah blah blah"

then we have what i consider is THE greatest troll to be orchestrated by the WTA, namely the "such and such has a heart of gold coz she visits sick children in the hospital" troll. Again yuo're falling over yuorselves to post the news of this charitable event with declarations that this is PROOF! that Kim (or whoever) is so kind and wonderful because she went out of her way to bring the sick kiddies a big bag of toys

sorry, but Kim (or whoever) did not fly into town with a big bag of toys and the intention of visiting the local hospital blah

the whole charade is laid on by the organizers. They provide the toys, the transport for the player(s) to and from the hotel and the hospital, and of course they provide the Camera Bois and the PR Boi who's job it is to carry the troll over to the Newspaper Bois and the TV Network Bois (who are more than happy to go along with the troll, they're trying to sell papers and air time)

add to that the autograph sessions, the interviews, more photos, TV specials blah blah blah and YUO (the tennis tard) = OWNZED

now hopefully some of yuo assholes will realize that yuo're the victim of well organized and professional troll, so let's not hear anymore shit in the future about Kim or whoever being "friends" with so and so

that is all

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Actually I think it has been pointed out that tennis tends to be more popular when the players appear to hate each other (it's called a 'rivalry') and that this is the big difference between the WTA (currently) and the ATP gravytrain where all the players have 'the utmost respect for each other'.
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Actually I think it has been pointed out that tennis tends to be more popular when the players appear to hate each other (it's called a 'rivalry') and that this is the big difference between the WTA (currently) and the ATP gravytrain where all the players have 'the utmost respect for each other'.
Male sports like ATP, motor racing, boxing and so on, are more honest in that the natural rivalries and arrogant behavoir blah of the participants are encouraged because it makes it more interesting re McEnroe versus Conners etc.

this is not the case with wimmins' tennis, hence the recent "get in touch with yuor feminine side" campaign (or whatever it is) and they don't mean the biatch in yuo
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the whole of the WTA is one big fucking troll, from the assholes who sit on the board, to the tournament organizers all the way down to the agents and the players and even the fucking TV networks

all of them are professional trollers and their mission is to sell YUO (the tennis tard) the notion that pro wimmins' tennis is the pinnacle of sportsmanship, graciousness and that the participants are blessed with hearts of gold
What a BS... All Wtworldtards combined are not responsible for even 0.1% of WTA income. So, trolling them would hardly pay.
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What a BS... All Wtworldtards combined are not responsible for even 0.1% of WTA income. So, trolling them would hardly pay.
That's why he mentioned PR stuff done for the mass media. The Sanex heroes ad is the only even semi-official WTA marketing targeted @ the members of this board. The thread title is somewhat murky in that sense.
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i thought yuo said that Patty was skipping the hardcourt season coz of hofmann being a felon and unable to get a visa blah. So what happened? did he get a visa or did he stay at home while Patty traveled alone?
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She hasn't yet come to the U.S. She playing in Finland this week.
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