Jen: [on the phone] Serena! You said you weren't like going to that fucking Hollywood party!
on the phone] I know, jen but halle berry and i were reading lines for this scene and she invited me and well...
Jen: Yeah yeah what the fuck ever you were supposed to call me if you were going to like fucking drop out! Now after all that shit I said I can't even drop out even though my fucking shoulder is killing me!!!
Serena: oh... um well I can give you this number and get you this MRI scan to clear you. Then you can go to the party with me.
Jen: fucking cool so what's the like name of your doctor?
Serena: His name is big fats and he works at the kinkos in compton. he can doctor up one of those MRI's in under one minute flat. Just make sure you have him scan only the body part in question otherwise he'll have your ass copied and faxed to jamie fox in ten seconds.
jen: yeah like okay...big fats...compton....so wheres this fucking party?
Serena: matthew perrys place in the ....
Jen: I like know where it is biatch! see you there.