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Maria's been struggling with slow starts all year, so today's match vs Maddie was not unusual. She's solid on hard courts and grass and has won several tournaments on hard courts the past few years, but she's nowhere NEAR a guarantee to win a slam on either surface any longer because her serve is a liability on hard courts/grass and her movement on both surfaces is lacking. Maria hasn't won an AO Open since 2008, a US Open since 2006 and a Wimbledon in a decade 2004. Her game is better suited for clay now because she has better control of her game there, her service game--should it malfunction which happens a lot--is not a liability on clay and she has improved her movement on clay. Her results on clay (record) and in slam point this out: Winner of the FO in 2 of the last 3 years 2012 & 2014.

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And people say Madison does not hit flat. If she strikes a ball at the wrong angle or timing, it is a completely bad miss. Zero margin for Maddie.
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Maria's been struggling with slow starts all year, so today's match vs Maddie was not unusual. She's solid on hard courts and grass and has won several tournaments on hard courts the past few years, but she's nowhere NEAR a guarantee to win a slam on either surface any longer because her serve is a liability on hard courts/grass and her movement on both surfaces is lacking. Maria hasn't won an AO Open since 2008, a US Open since 2006 and a Wimbledon in a decade 2004. Her game is better suited for clay now because she has better control of her game there, her service game--should it malfunction which happens a lot--is not a liability on clay and she has improved her movement on clay. Her results on clay (record) and in slam point this out: Winner of the FO in 2 of the last 3 years 2012 & 2014.
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Ma$ha needs . She better send Madison some free Sugarpova bags for this win. She's lucky Madison decided to play baseball in the first set.

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Looking forward to seeing her future hardcourt results.


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Frankly, with Maria's hideous technique, she deserves all the shoulder injuries she inflicts on herself. If she knew how to hit a tennis ball properly, like Kvitova, she would not get injured.

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Was there discoloration on her clothing after the 1st set? Otherwise, the break was completely a case of gameswomanship
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Was there discoloration on her clothing after the 1st set? Otherwise, the break was completely a case of gameswomanship
Yes the bottom of her skirt had a brownish tint to it
It turns out that it was large skid marks since Maria had been "prairie doggin"
For the first two sets. Unable to hold it in any longer she took to the bathroom
To unload and change her shitty drawers

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I know this game was mess. But some of these posts in here are just

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Wtf did I just read.

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