Originally Posted by Greenout
Here's the plan. We stick Cliffy, and the suck up
nimrod, former WIMBLEDON quarterfinalist, James
Bond film actor, Indian Davis Cup-er VJ Amitraj
who's doing commentary for STAR SPORTS for us
poor saps in Southeast Asia on a shuttle to outer
space, and rig it so it never returns to earth.
Cliff's fawning over players is one of the things I don't
regret leaving behind from the USA.
yes! death to vijay!
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.