Venus enters the lockerroom, and as usual she's the first to arrive, she goes to her locker stores her equipment, then starts to redecorate. Happy with the rooms new looks she sets up her sewing machine. She's startled when Capriati comes in and falls over the ottoman she's placed three feet from the door.
WTF! What kind of dumbass would put this ...um like you know big ass sofa cushion thingy that close to the door! I almost spilled my fucking drink!
Sorry Jenn, I wanted to give the room some Feng Shui.
WTF are you talking about, there are no Chinese players in the draw this year, besides, wouldn't he be in the mens draw?
Jenn) You still gonna do me that favor, Fila refused
Venus) I got you. Venus stares her down....Jenn blinks first.
In walk justine and Kim, justine releases Kim's hand.
You're on your own now, I may need this hand(practices hand raise) she still has on the shoes from the French and gracefully slides past the ottoman, but crashes when she slides into the BBQ sauce Jenn spilled earlier.
ALLEZ! Kim rushes over helps her up and whispers in her ear
That won't work here no "Franch" crowd to rile up.
Hello Jenn, Venus
Fuck off Ms Gigglesworth!
Venus) Smiles at kim, glares at justine.
In walks Serena w/a bag from Harrod's, followed closely by Martina carrying her eight other bags.
Look who I found smoking pot and shoplifting, so I put her to work.
Raises her hand then points at Jenn, um Serena Jenn's already here.
Starts sobbing, I thought we agreed to stop bringing up my past. Serena rushes to her side and begins to sob too.
She raised her hand! She raised her hand!
The door keeps opening and closing, but nobody enters. Serena looks up from the sobfest, then dashes to hide behind Venus, thinking it may be her stalker.
Raises her hand "Calm down everybody it's probably Hantu" she walks over to the door and swings it open. Hantu, falls in backwards exhuasted from her exertion.
Thanks juju, there were some crazed fans out there they kept calling me Karen! Karen! karen! sing us a song! What does this mean?
Laughs out loud, the others look puzzled.
In walks Mary, eating a ham sandwhich all smiles.
Wow I was just walking the grounds and they look lovely this year!
More like grazing, you fucking cow sit down you're blocking Venus' light, and she's letting out my outfits.
Yeah if you shared that sandwhich with Hantu, you'd both be better off.
Raises hand "Talk to the hand before I come over there and smack that cold sore off your lip!"