Jenny from the block! and shes taking names!***IMPORTANT*** - TennisForum.com
View Poll Results: will Jennifer come back?...to the top three??
yes...of course...her biggest competiton is herself 8 18.18%
no! shes an old heffer with legs that are starting to give out! GO OUT AND IT GRASS! 11 25.00%
i respect jennifers game...but many other ladies have past her by...shell make it to #4 but thats it! 20 45.45%
shell win more slams and be #1 again...if she plays her best tennis 5 11.36%
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post #1 of 81 (permalink) Old Jun 11th, 2003, 08:06 AM Thread Starter
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Jenny from the block! and shes taking names!***IMPORTANT***

Dont be fooled by the claims that im flat
Im still, Im still Jenny from the block
yoused to have a little now ive gained a lot
no matter where my ranking is i can still beat Serenaaaaaaa!

They called my champ...hell thats right
But then i got cocky baby! i started playin hockey babyyy!
Oooops my bad! Origami then low fat crap
Couldnt get my head straighttttt baby. couldnt win a title baby!
But IM still me! im the best just dont have a chest!
What you get is what you seeeeee!


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Dont be fooled by the claims that im flat
Im still, Im still Jenny from the block
Serena is a dumass.. and no im not a fatass da dunn da da da! (Bitch)!
No matter where i go i know where im going! (the hall of fame)!

Got to run...my workouts almost done
been reaal fun...i hope i have a son
but just remember ill never surender im still the queen bow down Bitch!

Dont be fooled by the......

Jennifer CAPRIATI: Ooooh FUCK THIS!...im going back to play tennis...JLo get me a water...and i want you to get it RIGHT THIS TIME! ooohhh Jenny...could you also get me one of those mints too? thanxs your a doll!


oooh and to all you Jen NON believers...Jennifer will come back....so tell me what you guys think??? Is jen setting up for a comeback? or are her efforts in vain??????
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LMAO you're best at craps.

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who invited you? i didnt...party POOPER
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i think i smell a stalker!
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then lock this thread...stupid.

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stop smiling at me! you freak me out
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stop smiling at me! you freak me out
i love you Trish.

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thanks bis... for the song? lol thaxs!
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what about me.

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oooh you really love this dont you??? am i turning you on???
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i think i am...i think you want me...and you cant have me....oooh poor baby! im being mean...but a womans got to do what a womans got to do
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Yes Trish, you are turning me on.

As per the original topic of the thread, I chose the third choice...but I don't know if "#4" is where she'll peak. She needs to get a big tourney win...heck just any tourney win at this point lol.

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i think i am...i think you want me...and you cant have me....oooh poor baby! im being mean...but a womans got to do what a womans got to do
pfff..stop playing hard-to-get already. I know you adore meehhh.

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i jackson...sooooo where are we meet?

...no seriously lol i always seem to by eye to eye with you on everything...maybe we should exchange star signs! hehehe yeah...jens not gonna be #1 unless serena becomes injured for a helluva long time...#3 maybeunless she wins two oir more slams...then thats another story...hehe
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