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ITT, we post the craziest/stupidest reasons for Serena's loss

just for fun

my bet is she is pregnant with James Blake jr from Hopman Cup week
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justine payed her!

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Lmfao!!!!!!!!!
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It was the rancid Foie Gras that the
RG organizers fed Serena the night before!!
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that probably happened actually
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Cuz Justine's better?

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"craziest/stupidest"

and the winner is.......
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crazy, stupid reasons why Serena lost?

How 'bout racism and cheating? Those top my list.
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no this is a place to forget about outside theories from WTAWorld
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post #11 of 45 (permalink) Old Jun 6th, 2003, 10:06 AM
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no this is a place to forget about outside theories from WTAWorld
The French miss her blond hair........
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awwwwwwwwww

but not the FO 02 blonde right? the Chase Champs 03 kind
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Well clearly someone fixed the match, I'm just trying to figure out who - maybe Lleyton fixed it so Kim would have more chance of winning. 100% if he also fixes the final.

Or another possibility, are there any major fashion shows on starting Saturday?
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LOL that made me chuckle

yes i admit this was a "feel good" thread for me
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hey i got another one:

Linzi Davenport asked Jennifer Capriati to ask Serena to throw the match for these reasons:

1)so Justine could get to the final to play Kim so Kim could stop beating on Linzi
2) if Serena didnt agree, Jennifer would start beating her again
3)also if Serena didnt agree, Linzi wouldnt let Serena win anymore of their matches

so basically, baby girl is being bullied
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