lookerroom confrontation...the French Open
As Serena williams storms into the womens changerooms ...we see Anna there!
Anna: hellllllloooo serena
Serena: *crying* whatttt???ohhh.....
Anna: oooh nuttting i juss you know wanted to send out my
condolences seeing as youve lost...again...so serena how does it feel?
Just as Serena was about to respond...a tall black woman vaguely resembling venus walks in...
Black Woman: listen TENNIS BARBIE LAY OFF! my sugga bear has just lost and ON TOP of dat! ...UGGGH! shes had to wash of the filth of that french bastard Leffrey Charron....the chair umpire who cheated his way into getting justine onto the finals!...speaking of empires...ive got to chek up on Nike...i hear there offering me...uggh i mean my babies 40 million each....oohh and Anna...hows the loosing streak doing?
Anna:Orecene youre cruel....(anna runs off to the mall)
Orecene: i know dear ....cruelties my speacialty...i also have a BA in black magic... just ask Jennifer Crap-iati...ooops i mean Jennifer Capriati!...know where has that blond gone??? (not realizing that anna had run off before she had started her ranting)
Jennifer: uugh did i hear someone mention my name?
Serena: No that was just the wind Jen
As serena said this both the belgium girls walk in with a drunk Amelie in hand...and a limping Lyndsay in-TOE
Kim:Jen i see you wont be meeting me in the finals this time (good i wont have to deal with her mood swings Miss PMS) thats TOO BAD! and ooh serena....yeahhhhh
Justine: im sooo happpppiii! i won tralalalalala!!!! hehehehe! sERENA DONT BE SOO GLUM! if its any consolation...i didnt beat you...the crowd did....do you feel better now?
EVERYONE: SHUT UP!
Orecene: you are so classy arent you ? first you urge on the crowd to gang up on my baby pie and THEN you rub it in my suga's face! oooohhh! shame on you! *Orecene shaking her fists*
Jennifer:Please take it somewhere else...you know you should take oragami classes...it sooths the soul...peace out
Orecene: shut up crapy im not talking to you
Amelie: vvvhy dyou have to be sooooo mean?
*orecene walks off with her gold hand bag and something that looks like a wand.....*
Serena: i wish Vee was here...im sooo depressed...ive lost three times...im such a bad player and im never going to win and im..
Lyndsay: shut up bitch you win too much were sick of it...Jen give her the petition we've made...oooh Jen started it ...blame her!
Jen: ughhh...here you gooo *nervously stares at the ground*
Serena snatches it and rips it up*
Serena: i knew it was you Jennifer! you ruined my french open! i knew you where the one who spiked my drink! you put extra spicy hot hotness sauce in it didnt you?! DIDNT YOU! *wahhhhhh* ill kill youuuuuu....
to be continued.......
Last edited by Trish101; Jun 6th, 2003 at 05:56 AM.