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Was The Government In On it Too?!?!?!?!

As we already know, the Roland Garros trophy had already been engraved with Serena Williams' name long before the tournament began. The actual event was just a formality; something to give the public their shits and giggles over. But the end result was never in doubt. So THEY wanted us to think!

As we saw in the semifinal today, there was a grand conspiracy to get Serena out of the tournament and end her reign as Grand Slam Queen. The crowd was programmed to boo on command so that they would get to her. This was an obvious way to assure a Serena loss, since she has always really struggled with the way the crowd treats her. Justine put her hand up as Serena was about to serve to flip her the bird and mouth "how do ya like me now, bitch!". The umpire was definately in on it, or he would have allowed Serena her first serve again, following the Justine gesture.

The question is, who is responsible for all of this? Who is the BIG MAN behind the grand conspiracy? Who are THEY? Was it the government?! WAS IT?! I figure that there is a good chance that the people who have been parked outside my house for the past 21 years might have had a hand in this as well.

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DANG it Rebecca I knew there was more to the story... DAMN FROGS!! Just tryin' to keep black folk down....
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This is all the fault of the f**king French tournament directors, just because they can't accept the fact that 'Rena demolished their girl Amelie in the quarters... I mean, why make her play a semi anyway when everyone KNOWS it should be no. 1 vs no. 2 in the final, like it always is?

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When Justine raised her hand she was actually pointing to strange lights in the sky.
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This is all the fault of the f**king French tournament directors, just because they can't accept the fact that 'Rena demolished their girl Amelie in the quarters... I mean, why make her play a semi anyway when everyone KNOWS it should be no. 1 vs no. 2 in the final, like it always is?
So you don't think that the government had anything to do with it?! Your theory sounds plausible!
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When Justine raised her hand she was actually pointing to strange lights in the sky.
Was it the government?! Were they there to kidnap Serena just in case she got to close too winning?!
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You know I think its a new EU legislation!
So it WAS the government?!
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I'm pretty sure they discussed this at the latest G-8 MEETING. For sure, the govt. was in on it!
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As we saw in the semifinal today, there was a grand conspiracy to get Serena out of the tournament and end her reign as Grand Slam Queen. The crowd was programmed to boo on command so that they would get to her.
The crowd was NOT programmed. There was simply no crowd as such. There were 14,000 paid government agents and Foreign Legion commandos in civil clothes who simply acted on command.

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This was an obvious way to assure a Serena loss, since she has always really struggled with the way the crowd treats her. Justine put her hand up as Serena was about to serve to flip her the bird and mouth "how do ya like me now, bitch!".
Was it what she said? I've only heard the "bitch" word..

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The question is, who is responsible for all of this? Who is the BIG MAN behind the grand conspiracy?
It must be Andre Agassi, who didn't want anyone else to eclipse his wife's achievement.

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Was it the government? Is that why they started this whole freedom fries thing? Did the French government conspire with the American government to add that whole other dimension of booing in the crowd? And hey, did the government screen the whole crowd and make sure they were only rich, white, and French?

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Are you done yet? This is getting old.
Does anybody else get the feeling that Keith is a government agent? Is that you outside me window?
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