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PROOF: Kim Clijsters received more than just a "lucky" netcord in that 1st set !!!!

I knew there was something about the way the net dipped just before Clijsters' dropshot made it to net so I decided to investigate further. What I found will be shocking to some. It appears that this particular net is controlled by remote to dip and prop itself up. The shocking part of it all is that this remote control is in the possession of none other than Belgium prime minister Guy Verhofstadt. Apparently, he and the 2 Belgian semi-finalists plotted this scheme together right before the French fortnight. All the time, we hear, "Kimmy would never do this" or "Kimmy would never do that." I believe this now changes all that. I have contacted the lawyers of Nadia Petrova and together we are launching a formal protest to this semi-final match. Check out the evidence below.

Picture 1 - all appears well




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This is a sad, sad day for women's tennis My faith in the honor of people who play this game is shaken. From whence shall it be restored? Whence, I ask? Whennnnnnnce????

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"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
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omg... and that poor Petrova... but, wait a minute... did you check the lines too? I wouldn't be surprised if they were in control of the Belgians (or the Belgiums, as someone has it ) as well... they'd only need to adjust them a little bit, so that no bad calls can come for their girls...
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Originally Posted by DeuceDiva
marcus did we watch the same game???
Oh yes we did. Actually, it was YOU who tipped me off to the net-dipping technology. It's called BelgianNetterHelperOuter.

The WTAworld Quote Hall of Fame (recent entries):
"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
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I think it's time they set up the French-speaking version on Chatrier court, now that Justine is playing... she might do with some help too, now that we're in the third set. Maybe the "made in Belgium" can't work for her, they should turn it into "produit au Belgique - allez, Justine!" (please, all the French-speaking posters, forgive me if that's not correct, 'cause I have no real clue when it comes to speaking French)
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lol haha!
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I love you.

2000-2007: My "Kim years". My best years as a tennis fan. A few bitter losses but a lot of great matches and great wins. Thank you, Kim Clijsters!
26.03.2009: More Kim years to come!
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I knew it!!! It's a conspiracy!!! Poor Nadia ...


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I guess the Serena-Justine situation made everyone forget about how poor Nadia was robbed huh? Don't worry Nadia. I care.

The WTAworld Quote Hall of Fame (recent entries):
"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
Every post you make : Every dumb mistake : I'll be watching you
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