Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Waiting for Shirley
"Someone" who I am sure was Neely playing a prank, sold a "Helen Lawson dartboard." It was a picture of me from one of my shows, a face close-up, and it was done on a dartboard. The bidding was over $100, I guess I have made some enemies on Broadway, but a dame has to do what a dame has to do.
I fixed Neely, though, "someone" who I swear was NOT me, really it was someone else, the next week did a "Neely O'Hara medicine cabinet" where I superimposed her face on the inside of a medicine cabinet door with the caption above her head, "Take them with liquor, they work faster that way." It was brilliant but that bitch Neely got her lawyer to threaten to sue E-Bay, so they removed it and I had a TRO issued against me for like 3 months. I guess the bitch could not take a joke.