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Do you want to be SERENA?

I mean, beating people like 6-0 6-0, 6-0 6-1, 6-2 6-1, 6-0 6-3, etc. etc.

I feel it when I play a Tennis games on my PC, then I feel really bored, I'm always winning 6-2 6-0, 6-0 6-3, 6-0 6-1 lol... if I am Serena, maybe I'll just play 4 Grand slams all year, and search another job to do...

lol..

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lol her ranking will go down to like 20 lol
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oh, I thought the subject said 'do you want to be IN Serena...'

backs up outta thread...

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oh, I thought the subject said 'do you want to be IN Serena...'

backs up outta thread...
Ever seen Chasing Amy? *wiggles fingers*
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my fingers hurt... I have Justineitis... I'm able to type and use them but they still hurt...

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oh, I thought the subject said 'do you want to be IN Serena...'

backs up outta thread...


Are you kidding me, that was hilarious

Come back EVENTUALLY Cappy!! Ok this clearly was written back in a day when I still had faith..


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Did anyone see Dechy play doubles, I think she also may have this rear condition, perhaps it only effects french speakers, do you speak French Cari?

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LMFAO!

Cari plz dont start
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@ Mase

dava, je parle francias? non. I hope that's conjugated right. *c-walks*

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LMFAO!

Cari plz dont start
start what? I'd gladly slip a $20 in girlfriend's strap on her outfit. When she walks on court, I'd bounce quarters off her ass and get two dimes and nickel back. Shiiiieeeeetttt...

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I think I found who started the epidemic....



Who would have thought a year later....

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LMFAO!!!!!

ur a nutter i swear!
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*picks dimes and nickels off the court*

shiiiieeeet, I need a piggy bank!

Dayum, I threw a state quarter at her ass and got back the constitution of the United States.

I pledge allegiance to that ass... in the United States of Booty.
and to the woman it belongs,
who can hit a mean tennis ball,
her boobs are lovely, with a face to match
and her ass I wish to wax.

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Anna Kournikova doesnt have Justinitus



The only injury that she doesnt have...

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JACKSON~KIRILENKO~LINETSKAYA
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