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Describe Lindsay's latest "release"

So, which type of fart did Lindsay use to help bring her press conference to a "breezy" end today?

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I doubt it was 'silent but deadly'. hmmm... maybe 'loud and mountain fresh'?

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I was thinking more like the "Stalker" fart. You know how it goes. You leave the room and politely fart in the bathroom. But to your horror, on return to your guests in the lounge, the fart has been carried along in the slipstream.

No, seriously, after consulting the Dictionary of Farts, I think it was this one:

Not Now! (a.k.a Anal Control Fart)
You feel the presence of a mighty fart, and are unable to release it due to your situation. Happens on first dates, at important meetings, and on other such inexcusable occasions. You clench your buttocks together so hard that you nearly give yourself a stroke, and wait for the pressure to subside. Success depends on a number of factors, but Sods law tends to win out in the end.

You have long been my goal, been my chasing, been my soul. I have hung out on the edge. But I just couldn't let go. There's a time to forgive. There's a time to forget. Close your eyes, get ready, set. Walk me down this fall I'm taking but don't let me go yet. Oh let me go, sweetheart, throw me, around you, like you know me. And remember me too. Remember me too from a dream i had of you. Mary Margaret O'Hara | Dream I Had | Apartment Hunting | 2002.
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