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post #1 of 31 (permalink) Old May 29th, 2003, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
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OMG Lindsay farted during today's press conference !!!

From RG website:

Q. You talked the other day, you mentioned you were a little concerned about playing her. She was a pretty tough opponent for a second round, right?
LINDSAY DAVENPORT: The last two times we've played were very close. I thought the clay would probably favor her even more than that. But I don't think either one of us played as well as we have in the past matches.
I think it wasn't a very high, high level of play out there (smiling). It was one of those days where you're lucky your opponent doesn't play great, and you're lucky to get through and you're happy to get through (farting). Just kind of did what I had to do to win that match.

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LOL you are kidding me!??!?!?
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err...I was just at the RG site reading the transcript and I even watched the interview and Lindsay did not fart

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err...I was just at the RG site reading the transcript and I even watched the interview and Lindsay did not fart
After a request from Lindsay, the WTA officials coerced the organizers to edit it out of the audio and video versions to protect the integrity of the Tour by preventing this scandalous emission from being made public. Somehow it must have slipped through in an early edition of the transcript. I just checked the site and could no longer find the farting reference!
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post #9 of 31 (permalink) Old May 29th, 2003, 11:36 PM Thread Starter
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Iconoclast is right. Right after I had posted this they deleted the delicate part from the transcript.
However, the fact that I copied and pasted this directly from the website is proof enough that it's true, and I'm just as shocked as you are.
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LMFAO y'all are crazy

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I'm sure she must fart sometimes. Everyone does.
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i once heard lindsay fart when receiving serve. she then wafted it up to her nostrils. yuk.

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I guess that explains the nose plugs and masks in the souvenir stand.

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nasty heifer. stanking up the interview room like that.
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