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**Locker room confrontation...French Open Edition (UPDATED)***

Capriati, Momo and Lindsay enters the locker room where Serena is posing in the mirror and blowing kisses at herself while Venus has a sewing machine making new outfitts for all the Nike girls:

Momo: Veenuuss, hurriii...I am so pizzed that Nike did this to me...they told me I had the only one...
Jen: Lindsay, I heard you wont be getting a new outfitt, Venus ran out of material...LOL
Lindsay: Screw you Jen
Serena: Hey guys, I am going undefeated this year...
Venus looks over the rim of her granny glasses: Serena, you lost twice already this year...
Serena: Fucking bitch...those did not count...I withdrew on match point..the ump just did not hear me...
**Juju walks in with Kim**
Juju: Well Serena you know, I had nothing to lose you know, just play my game you know, went for my shots you know...like you are a great champion you know...but...
All the girls: SHUT UP
Kim: GROUP HUGG
Jenn: Why is this bitch always so fucking happy?
**A voice from outside the locker room***
Hi girls
Lindsay: Holy shit, it's Martina Hingis...hide me, I said some fucked up stuff about her but I never thaught I would see her again...
**Martina walks in**
Martina: Is it too late to get into the draw?
Venus: we are almost into the third round
Martina: Well then somebody introduce me to a guy...Serena, you know James, I could taste a little black coffee you know what I am saying GIRLFRIEND (Rolling her neck)
Serena: I am not Venus, I will break the other foot...Dont mess with me
Jenn: Martina, Lindsay is in a locker hiding from you
**Lindsay comes out shocked at Jenn**
Lindsay:Jen, I swear if my knees were'nt so new, I would kick the shit out of you
Jen: And if my eyes were'nt so new I would roll them at you...

<<Sing: Jesus loves me this I know...>>

Martina: who's that?
Jen: that's Chanda back there with her bible
**Serena stops in mid-pose**
Serena: I'm Jehova's Wittness
**Chanda yells from the **
Chanda: Gal, stop the blasphemy...the only thing you witnessed was a mess a sin...

TO BE CONTINUED

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Quote:
Originally Posted by TopShotta
Serena: Hey guys, I am going undefeated this year...
Venus looks over the rim of her granny glasses: Serena, you lost twice already this year...
Serena: Fucking bitch...those did not count...I withdrew on match point..the ump just did not hear me...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I have to give it to you this is a classic. when is part 2 coming out??
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