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'Is that, wait....... a victory Im smelling????'
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"Take this, chair umpire!"
'Um, Jen that's your index finger and not your middle finger.'
"Oh..."

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"So.. he like... kept droning on.. and on about the most STUPID $#*t over & F#%*ing over, so I shouted 'HEY RICHARD!' & when he turned around I blasted the ball STRAIGHT up his nose.... STRAIGHT UP HIS NOSE!!!"

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'Is that, wait....... a victory Im smelling????'
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"Let me figure out this.... ehhh the wind is blowing south-east, the court is situated north-south, when I am seving the wind will adrift the ball in .........that diection, witch means I have to take that into the consideration when I am serving, so when the racquet hits the ball in an angle of 33,5 and at a speed of ..............."

no this must be wrong. No such long sentences for JC.
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"Take this, chair umpire!"
'Um, Jen that's your index finger and not your middle finger.'
"Oh..."
LMFAO

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Jen: Will you tell it to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!
Umpire: I don't understand.
Jen: Just tell that fuckin bird up there to shut it's fuckin squawkin' trap when I'm serving or I'll break it's fuckin neck.

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