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PROOF: Steffi Graf is a horrible, insensitive parent to Jaden Agassi !!!!!

I have been blessed with the gift of seeing into the future so I figured I would look into the life of Steffi Graf as she continues down the road of her life after tennis. As you all know, Steffi is currently the proud mother of young Jaden Agassi. She appears to be so happy raising her child while being a supportive wife to Andre. But upon looking into the future, those things change somewhat. The once nurturing, protective mother turns into a domineering tyrant whose rules are to be obeyed at all times. Below is a picture of the Agassi family in happier times followed by a snippet of what I saw about their future. Let's hope I'm wrong. Apparently, Andre will just be entering the midpoint of his tennis career at age 44.


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selesrules is steffi's secret son? this explains a lot

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That is funny for sure because I CANNOT picture Steffi talking like that, it is just not her word choice or way at all!!!

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Steffi turned black.
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Steffi turned black.
LOLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Wasn't it Serena before?

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That really made me laugh. Steffi's you-know-whats seem to have expanded a lot.

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LOLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
Wasn't it Serena before?
No. THIS is Serena. Get it right. There's plenty of differences.


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Steffi looks a lot like Venus... not Serena.
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Steffi's you-know-whats seem to have expanded a lot.
Her.....nose?
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Poor Jaden...I feel so sorry for him.

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Steffi turned black.
Nah , Steffi didn´t turn black. She just spent wayyyy too much time on the sunny tennis court practising with poor , little Jaden.

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