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WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 2-4 - Can she break back?

Once upon a time, three to six years ago, there was a tennis queen named Empress. She ruled fair and squre, and she used to win what she had to win, volture what she could volture, and live a glamourous life in her castle. From time to time, she fed some peasants bagels and bredsticks to calm the tides of revolution.

But the times became dark for the Empress, she started losing what she had no busines losing, peasants she gave bagels - started give the bagels back...
One of those was a young girl named
Caroaga.
After she was given a bagel, she gave it right back, and continued to molest the Empres!
Can Empres strike back, stop the rebelion? And how in the first place did the rebelion start and spred so much!? Those are my questions! Is there hope? Maybe right now, at Indian Wells?



The reign...
2008 FED Cup EAZ Carpet 6-4 6-7 7-5
2008 French Open - Roland Garros R16 Clay 6-3 7-6(3)

2008 Wimbledon R32 Grass 2-6 6-4 6-2
2008 US Open R16 Hard 3-6 6-2 6-1
2009 WTA Championships SF Hard 6-2 6-2
2010 Indian Wells Masters F Hard 6-2 6-4

And then, the dark times.....
2011 Dubai SF Hard 5-7 3-6- (Turning point 1, led 5-2 40-0)
2011 Charleston SF Clay 4-6 4-6
2011 Rome Masters QF Clay 3-6 6-1 3-6

2011 Tokyo R16 Hard 6-2 4-6 0-6 (Turning point 2, led 6-2 4-1 or something)
2012 Australian Open R16 Hard 0-6 5-7
2012 Dubai SF Hard 2-6 6-2 0-6
2012 Stuttgart R32 Clay 3-6 0-1 Retired (led 3-1)
2012 US Open R32 Hard 3-6 5-7
2012 Tokyo R32 Hard 2-6 5-7

Renaissance...
2014 Indian Wells Hard 6-3 6-1
2014 Indian Wells R16 Hard 5-7 6-2 4-6
2014 Rome QF Clay 6-4 6-4


PS - when i wrote this i didn't do it in dicrediting tone against Woz and Aga(i like Woz actualy), just a sad tone, because of the fall of the Empress

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Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?

can't see the scores she gave bagels to her "peasants"...

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Re: WWW: JJ vs Caroaga Woznianska 6-0 0-6 0-3 - Can she break back?

She led 6-0 in their H2H, that's a full bagel

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Yes please, no more royal fuckery and serve us some royal cuisine in the form of 60 61 now.

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Brilliant.
I dont know how JJ let these little weasels surpass her. They were such perfect punchbag materials, her matchup against Wozzie was a surefire result, the matchup I always eagerly awaited.
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Brilliant.
I dont know how JJ let these little weasels surpass her. They were such perfect punchbag materials, her matchup against Wozzie was a surefire result, the matchup I always eagerly awaited.
The OP was humorous. No need to add nastiness to the thread.
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This is how Aga pictured Empress during her reign at #1. Clearly she knew the fall was coming and that she would reverse the H2H.

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Caro Woznia...Is this a joke ?
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The OP was humorous. No need to add nastiness to the thread.
Of course. It was in jest.
I like Aga and Wozzie, but the way tables have turned for Empress frustrates me. Her highness's never-ending implosions against these two is a sight to behold.
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Of course. It was in jest.
I like Aga and Wozzie, but the way tables have turned for Empress frustrates me. Her highness's never-ending implosions against these two is a sight to behold.
Jankovic is no mental giant, accept it

latest example Jankovic vs Halep AO'14
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Caro Woznia...Is this a joke ?
No, i am deadly serious lol

PS- i am still kidding, you know...

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Jankovic is no mental giant, accept it

latest example Jankovic vs Halep AO'14
Latest example Janković vs WTA tour - since 2003.

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This is how Aga pictured Empress during her reign at #1. Clearly she knew the fall was coming and that she would reverse the H2H.

Hopefully she'll repeat that tomorrow

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The Empress' New Nose?

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Hopefully she'll repeat that tomorrow
Plz I hope Jankovic routines Aga...

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