Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Waiting for Shirley
Well, as a Broadway insider, I know a few things about celebrity pairings. She is George W. Bush's secret squeeze. The stress of the war and all has made him need Venus even more, hence no Amelia Island and fewer tournaments so far this year. Venus stands by her man. He has promised to dump Laura when he leaves office, or when Venus completes her career slam, whichever comes first. It is Venus' new motivation, you see, to get her man, so expect her to kick major ass at Roland Garros this year. Venus is her own woman, however, she will remain Venus Williams after the Texas wedding, she will not be Venus Williams-Bush.