I was watching Monica practice early this morning with her mom and little doggie in attendance. Monica had just finished practicing and I came over to wish her luck in the tourney. This is how the conversation went.
MarcusRock: "Good practice Monica. Good luck in the tournament." Monica: "My. You're a handsome piece of man, aren't you?" MarcusRock: "Whatever do you mean Ms. Seles? I am in a solid, committed relationship." Monica: "What do I have to do to get some of that?" MarcusRock: "You can't Ms. Seles. I mean ... Hey! Why are you looking at me like that? What are you doing?!" Monica: "Shut up and give mama some sugar." MarcusRock: "Noooooo."
After this, I managed to put my camera between our faces and inadvertently snapped the picture below. This pic serves as PROOF that I cannot trust Monica Seles like I used to. I'm very disappointed.
The WTAworld Quote Hall of Fame (recent entries):
"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
Every post you make : Every dumb mistake : I'll be watching you
(1/20/17) Just discovered this gem in my private messages from 2006:
Who is Rtael?
This guy Rtael ,brainless and ignorant, is one of the most obnoxious, arrogant and coward guys whos has been a pest in this forum for years now.Given the new anti-bully policy he'll probably be expelled soon. Observe how he tries to rally and gang others against you. Mean people like him shouldn't be allowed here. And all because he "doesn't like your attitude"!! **Everyone should consider themselves warned!**
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls"