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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Apr 15th, 2003, 01:46 AM Thread Starter
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PROOF: Monica Seles tried to kiss me today.

I was watching Monica practice early this morning with her mom and little doggie in attendance. Monica had just finished practicing and I came over to wish her luck in the tourney. This is how the conversation went.

MarcusRock: "Good practice Monica. Good luck in the tournament."
Monica: "My. You're a handsome piece of man, aren't you?"
MarcusRock: "Whatever do you mean Ms. Seles? I am in a solid, committed relationship."
Monica: "What do I have to do to get some of that?"
MarcusRock: "You can't Ms. Seles. I mean ... Hey! Why are you looking at me like that? What are you doing?!"
Monica: "Shut up and give mama some sugar."
MarcusRock: "Noooooo."

After this, I managed to put my camera between our faces and inadvertently snapped the picture below. This pic serves as PROOF that I cannot trust Monica Seles like I used to. I'm very disappointed.

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OMG! Monica did the same thing to me at the LA Championships last year!!!

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LMAO! Keep them coming Marcus Rock.
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