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Why Is Serena Winning Every Match?

She's like the Tom Hanks of tennis.
She always gets the Oscar.
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Well because it is written in the stars. Nothing we can do about it. It's her time to shine at this moment.

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Because she can.
She walks around like she's the f-ing Serena Williams.
She doesn't even get prosecuted for assault. See below.





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dawn, did you see the serena interview after the lin c match?
she was gracious and polite.

i didnt really care for some of the questions pam and mary joe asked her.

i dont think serena cared for some of them either as they asked one questrions and serean would answer another one
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for example i think pam asked serena what was the improvement in her clay game for 2003 and serena started talking about 2002 and then she said some stuff about justine

i think serena knew pam was setting her up to talk about her weaknesses wahtever they might be.

i think lindsay was playing a few like hitting hard down the middle and pressuring the forehand. serena's forehand holds up better thand venus the last few matcehs but serena can miss a lot of forehands if you hit a ton like lin c

those few aces at the end were i know a bummer for lin c
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No I didn't but I popped in the tape and am watching the beat down as I type.

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MarcuRock, you're just too funny!

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ok.

do you like all that orange stuff?
why does serena have to wear loud colors all the time?
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Because she has the beautiful brownish skintone and she can. I don't find orange loud at all.

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Anton stop hatin!!!!!!!!!

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yeah anton, you little venus fan you SIKE! lol

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Lucky outfit, it keeps winning and winning.

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Serena is just unbeatable ON and OFF the court. no Venus fans could bother her.

"When I was four years old, we moved from England to USA, when my mother found out that I won't be KING!" -- Bob Hope--

Madame Oracene Williams could certainly teach the French & Belgian crowds on how to upgrade their respective primitive behaviours during a tennis match.
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i think venus is doing serena's interior design for her LA apartment.
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