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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old Apr 12th, 2003, 01:37 AM Thread Starter
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If Your Favorite Player Asked You To Steal For Them, Would You?

Your favorite player is about to go on court and can't get any of these items for themselves. They have no money and neither do you. So they are relying on you to steal these essential items for them. For each item listed below, give a simple yes or no answer as to whether you would steal this item for them or not. List these item numbers and then yes or no as to whether you'd steal this item.

1. Low Menthol Cigarettes (Newports)
2. Afro Sheen
3. Tampons (Male Posters Only)
4. Crack Pipe
5. Bottle of Jack Daniels
6. Pickled Pigs Feet
7. Raid Extra Strength Roach Killer
8. A Copy of The Movie, "Wet & Wild Wimbledon Women - XXX"
9. A Copy of The Book, "At Home Sex Change Operations Made Easy."
10.Cliff Richard's Toupee

The WTAworld Quote Hall of Fame (recent entries):
"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
Every post you make : Every dumb mistake : I'll be watching you
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old Apr 12th, 2003, 01:42 AM
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why didn't you include 'good lucks' as well?
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old Apr 12th, 2003, 01:59 AM
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Oh, Lord, Marcus, you used to be so funny, but these days, you're just damn silly

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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old Apr 12th, 2003, 02:04 AM
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No

If they had no money, they can lend me their credit card to buy it for them.
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old Apr 12th, 2003, 03:29 PM
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I would steal none of the above.. no one's worth sacrificing your integrity for... BUT:
I would use my luminous charm wit and honest face to convince the clerk to give the item to me, and I'll return and pay later!
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I might consider Cliffs toupee!

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The WTAworld Quote Hall of Fame (recent entries):
"All this year Kim has been have catwalk draws ..." - leslie, on Kim Clijsters' easy draws in 2003
"I wanna see Anna, I bet I could tape that ass" - SerenaSlam, on fan perception of Anna K.
"n I am more of a retard, yes." - gogomaggie
"she has a face of a cereal killer" - Naldo, on Serena Williams
Every post you make : Every dumb mistake : I'll be watching you
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