Actually Giraffe woman, it is MY award. It has MY name. Therefore I can take it back at any point in time. And you will never own me. I have so much more than you. I won the titles. I had the stupid glasses. I now have the added weight. And what do you have? The worst Bond and a giraffe house?!
Take your award and value it as a token of MY achievements. Besides, you only got it because we couldn't give it to Jen that year cos she was too young. So we gave it to some old person, which was you.
Anyway, my record speaks for itself. Just look at the US Fed Cup team over the last 2 years! We have an astounding record. It's almost perfect - played 3, lost 2. I'm a great captain. You would be too interested in the Pammentary box to care who was on your team. I care for my team. I look after them all. You couldn't even give them advice on how to win, you loser! Yeah, that's right Shriver...you're a loser! You have the Billie Jean King award for Losers! Yeah, my award for losers...
Jennifer Capriati is my idol