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View Poll Results: How will Sugarpova celebrate her victory?
Call up bestie Chelsea Handler for a girls night out with Goose 2 16.67%
Gets drunk and tries to have sex with Grigor 5 41.67%
Donate a year's supply of Sugarpova to the Serena Williams Secondary School in Kenya 3 25.00%
Sending flowers to former bestie Jankovic for allowing her another SF fluke 2 16.67%
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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old Jan 9th, 2014, 11:21 PM Thread Starter
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How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

She must have gone through 20 expired bags of Sugarpova while anxiously awaiting her fate at the AO draw. Now the name Serena Williams is nowhere in sight, how will she celebrate?
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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old Jan 9th, 2014, 11:24 PM
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

By losing in the first round!
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

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By losing in the first round!
Against Queen Beth

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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

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By losing in the first round!
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

Grigor better fleet!!!
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

She will show off 'till now unseen amount of REALNESS
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Grigor better fleet!!!

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post #8 of 12 (permalink) Old Jan 9th, 2014, 11:37 PM
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

Pot-noodle and a wank?

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Serena fans.

Pressed.
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

Might be considered a taunting thread. I suppose that is not strictly speaking disallowed, but...
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

And who said she'll get past BMS or Azarenka?
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Re: How will Maria Sharapova celebrate her victory tonight?

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By losing in the first round!
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Against Queen Beth
young_gunner would have such a fucking field day with this result!!!

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