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Marion! Nail those lutzes girl!
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And I don't want to hear any cracks about her breaking the ice
it will probably happen though
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I hope her training for ice skating is the same as for tennis
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No, just no. We all know who the only cow on ice is.
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Bartoli living the celebrity lifestyle in France. Two weeks ago she played with horse balls now she is dancing on ice.

- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a reigning world #1.
- Caroline Wozniacki has never beaten a top 5 player at a major.
- Caroline Wozniacki has not beaten a top 3 player en route to any of her 25 titles.
- Caroline Wozniacki has beaten three top 5 players en route to her 25 titles (#4 Radwanska, #4 Zvonareva and #5 Schiavone)

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Bartoli living the celebrity lifestyle in France. Two weeks ago she played with horse balls now she is dancing on ice.

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She did the gate draw with plastic balls for the Prix de LŽArc de Triomphe (probably the biggest horse race in the world) and gave the 2nd favourite French filly the worst possible draw. Clearly Marion with her IQ of 175 wanted to stay biggest female sports star in France.


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She looks pretty in that pic^
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Can we agree to have this discussed on GM with updates throughout her run on this show?

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Oh Marion! Ever the polymath

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You can't just put on the skates and simply skate. Yes, you can learn to dance even though you never danced before, but not skate! Does she even have any experience with skating?
But it will be interesting to see her try to pull all those lutzes, axels and salchows. Kim Yuna should be scared!


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Re: BOMBSHELL! Marion Bartoli to become a figure skater !

Who will be her partner?

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