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View Poll Results: Who do you suspect walks around the lockeroom naked?
Anna Kournikova 10 16.39%
Jennifer Capriati 10 16.39%
Amelie Mauresmo 12 19.67%
Martina Hingis 0 0%
Lindsay Davenport 3 4.92%
Amy Frazier 0 0%
Conchita Martinez 23 37.70%
Venus Williams 1 1.64%
Monica Seles 1 1.64%
Serena Williams 1 1.64%
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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old Feb 15th, 2003, 09:48 PM Thread Starter
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well Alexandra said Conchita did, so I vote for her


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This is the most puerile thread yet.

And saying that, I vote for Mauresmo; I bet she uses it as an unsubtle tactic to try and hit on Capriati, who emphatically rebuffs her and goes over to hang out with down-to-earth, sensibly attired Lindsay instead.

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No, Capriati ignores Mauresmo because she is too busy in the showers with me!! This is why i voted for her, because i know!

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Well you know what they say - two's company...

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well Alexandra said Conchita did, so I vote for her
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LOL, yes, and also she was on a TV show in USA and running her mouth to an interviewer and also I think in her big write up in Sports Illustrated.....

regardless, it was covered in many different mediums poor conchi - she'll be eternally known as the naked tennis player


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Well you know what they say - two's company...
Yea and three is an invasion!!

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Yeah Conchita walks around in the locker room naked in an attempt to recruit lesbians. She shouldn't be walking around in the buff, because it is a locker room where people undress.
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Ah, but they don't undress all the way, they leave certain bare essentials on don't they? Or am I missing something here?

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mental pikture => scarred for life

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WHO VOTED FOR DAVENPORT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?? LOL

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WHO VOTED FOR DAVENPORT?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?? LOL

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Well ya gotta admit, 6'2" of nakedness would be a pretty imposing and hefty sight... and hilarious too, to imagine that Lindsay Davenport would ever do such a thing. Besides, when you consider how shy she is and the way she lopes around with her head bowed on court, I think she'd be far too embarrassed to do it.

Mauresmo on the other hand strikes me as a laid-back, earthy kind of chick who would see nudity as simply following nature's rules, while Capriati possesses a certain sluttish quality that would lend itself to such undressed antics.

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Actually Davenport is more of the "butch cusses like a sailor and drinks a quart of whiskey a day" type.

I still don't think SHE would walk around naked, but she would make everyone else do it.


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