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post #1 of 39 (permalink) Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:07 PM Thread Starter
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Lord have mercy on Venus

The last time Venus played Kim Clijsters, she was able to win 0 games. Venus was being bitch-slapped (definition modified for the moment and can now include non-slam matches) to the extent that her body couldn't keep up and broke down. Please let Kim be more merciful this time.

I predict a closer match this time with Kim defeating Venus 6-2, 6-4.
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Sounds like the epitome of wisdom to me.
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KIM IS SICK!!! Her chances are not good at all!
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post #4 of 39 (permalink) Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:10 PM
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Well i'm predicting "fat" Monica will retire this year.
may god have mercy on fat Monica's ass...

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and I wonder who leads in their head to head
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Monica's so-called fat is still 100% class!
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Well i'm predicting "fat" Monica will retire this year.
may god have mercy on fat Monica's ass...
Did I call Venus names? No I didn't. I'm just hyping the match without any disrespect to Venus.
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My brother is bigger than...... no.... rewind...

So.... last time it was Sick/Injured Venus playing Kim. Now it is Sick Kim playing Venus.

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Ugh...from a fun loving and joking thread (which I enjoyed) to a hatefest involving players not involved in the initial thread. Hmmm...such hate and hostility some people harbour - they don't even know when to take a fucking joke. (Or is it a joking fuck?)
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Selesrules often says he/she has not ever said anything even remotely controversial with regards to either Sister. Hmmm, well anyway glad you are back from your hiatus after predicting Mauresmo's victory over Serena in Paris. Well, after tomorrow's match, I guess these boards will get another respite from your awful predictions and obsession with the Sisters.

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Seles, it's great to see that there are people like you who know a joke when they see one. Like I said I'm hyping the match. Everyone knows that Venus was injured last time and everyone knows that she's the favorite, so I'm spicing things up with a little fun.
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Selesrules often says he/she has not ever said anything even remotely controversial with regards to either Sister. Hmmm, well anyway glad you are back from your hiatus after predicting Mauresmo's victory over Serena in Paris. Well, after tomorrow's match, I guess these boards will get another respite from your awful predictions and obsession with the Sisters.
I don't remember predicting Mauresmo to win over Serena. I remember only posting a FAIR poll asking what are Mauresmo's chances.
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Seles, it's great to see that there are people like you who know a joke when they see one.
Yep, I also know a joke when I see one. You are such a joke selesrules. LOL
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Keep it up selesrules, I enjoy your humour,....and am apparently in the minority since I seem to be the only one who gets the joke.

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Re: Lord have mercy on Venus

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Originally posted by selesrules
The last time Venus played Kim Clijsters, she was able to win 0 games. Venus was being bitch-slapped (definition modified for the moment and can now include non-slam matches) to the extent that her body couldn't keep up and broke down. Please let Kim be more merciful this time.

I predict a closer match this time with Kim defeating Venus 6-2, 6-4.
You should get your facts straight first. Kim did not break Venus down, Venus was down and out as soon as she walked on the court. Not due to Kim beating up on her, but due to an injury Venus sustained the night before. Can't call it a bitch-slap if the other player was not 100% physically, or shall I say, not even 25% fit enough to go and play this match.

I think we all knew Venus should have never gone out there in the first place. It was obvious when she walked out on court with a limp that Venus was going to lose.

Predicition: Venus 6-3 6-2

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