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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 21st, 2003, 10:56 AM
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Mc: Things like this used to be easy.

"When I was four years old, we moved from England to USA, when my mother found out that I won't be KING!" -- Bob Hope--

Madame Oracene Williams could certainly teach the French & Belgian crowds on how to upgrade their respective primitive behaviours during a tennis match.
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MacEnroe: "Wow! I totally missed my calling!"
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"I CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!"
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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old Jan 21st, 2003, 11:46 PM
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"Piece of cake. *boot* Argh, my leg!"

or

"And THIS is what I'd do to Larkham's brother."
McEnroe was later seen with the sunglasses down, rumored to be covering 2 black eyes.
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"You put your left leg in,
left leg out,
in, out, in, out
and shake it all about!"

(A song/dance called 'The Hokey-Kokey' - could be just a British thing!)

Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.

William Shakespeare (anticipating George W Bush?)
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"see? you can hit a ball without a fucking racket, you people should learn more!, watch"

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"John Mcenroe working out w/an Aussie rugby team in preparation for his tag team fight at Trump Plaza. The John Mcenroe/Mary Carillo vs. Todd Larkham and his brother. Larkham's brother referred to this as an 'intergender match, since John was wearing such a short skirt when he ran away from me. Then again, Mary is pretty butch, so it's maybe it's regular men's tag. Either way we're gonna kick their ass!'
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After discovering that the Car Key Boi had crept Ninja-style into the parking lot of the Australian Open, and proceeded to key the shit out of The Mac's brand new shiny VW Passat, The Mac launched into an enraged freak-out screaming
"YUO CANNOT BE SERIOUS! SOME ASSHOLE HAS KEYED MY FUCKING CAR!"

the Mac then ripped out the airbag from his Passat and with a 60 yard punt, kicked it into the Rod Laver Stadium, whilst the Venus/Hantuchova match was in progress

the airbag landed right on the baseline, although Daniela contested that THREE TIMES, claiming the airbag was OUT and should be re-punted

After this commotion, The Mac took another hard look at the savage gashes that were adorning his shiny paintwork and was then seen heading towards the Commentary box mumbling something about people being inconsiderate

- Car Key Boi
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JohnnyMac takes advantage of the new ATP 'Sleeveless shirt rule' but sooo breakes the 'White socks with a black outfit = Eeeew! law'

Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.

William Shakespeare (anticipating George W Bush?)
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"F*ck those German cars!"
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