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If Serena wins I will go immediately after the final to buy a bottle of vodka and offer to drink it with the first person i will meet after go out of shop.

If Aga wins i will walk through my univeristy without a t-shirt with superscription "I LOVE YOU AGA FOREVER" on my chest.

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If Sharapova wins RG I will link my "solo " vids to who ever the sixth poster of the results thread is and they can decided what they will do with them.

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If Sharapova wins RG I will link my "solo " vids to who ever the sixth poster of the results thread is and they can decided what they will do with them.

At least I'll have something to console me, should that happen.
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If Jelena Jankovic wins I'll shave my pubes and use the hair as a new mustache.
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If Serena wins, I'll pretend my boyfriend is her in bed for a week. I'll even call him LordRena!
If Mariah defends, I'll eat a peanut. I'm allergic.
If Vika wins, I will begin every post from here till the end of Wimbledon with "Vika is my princess! "
If Aga wins, I'll break up with my boyfriend
If Na, Petra, Sam or Sveta win, I will dye my hair black.
If Venus wins, I'll drain my bank account on buying Eleven merch.
If someone ranked outside the Top 30 wins, I'll never post another hateful thing about Mariah again. Scout's honor.
If Sara Errani wins....oh please! The world would be ended!!!

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Till USO.

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If Serena Williams wins RG 2013, I will not disparage Maria Serfpova until the US Open.


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If Serena Williams wins RG 2013, I'll (probably never) dye my hair blonde too.
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If Serena Williams wins RG 2013, I'll (probably never) dye my hair blonde too.
Yes please

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When Serena Williams wins the French Open I will admit she is one of the best players of her generation along with Justine, Kim and Sharapova
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If Aga wins I'll bleach my pubic hair.


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if Na wins I'll tattoo "Na-Mug" under her name (already tattoed in my back). I love Na-Mug.

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If Daniela Hantuchova wins RG 2013 I will cut my dick off.
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If Petra wins RG 2013 I will never call her Shitra again
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