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View Poll Results: Who do you want to appear next in Tales from the Locker Room (maximum 4 players)?
Klara Zakopalova 14 14.43%
Dominika Cibulkova 47 48.45%
Ekaterina Makarova 9 9.28%
Angelique Kerber 33 34.02%
Julia Goerges 44 45.36%
Daniela Hantuchova 42 43.30%
Sabine Lisicki 51 52.58%
Kirsten Flipkens 14 14.43%
Sorana Cirstea 26 26.80%
Nadia Petrova 31 31.96%
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Great, as usual

Is the carpet comfortable?
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Simona's headband.

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I love Petra's logic!
Yes, I think bobito got her logic down to a tee.
Her choice of Radek still remains inexplicable, though.

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Excellent !

And Kader avatar is great !!! I'm using it.

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Bobito you've done it again
I hope you Aussies appreciate the work I put in to the Oz-themed title - Southern Cross merging into the Aussie green & gold. Given the way our boys are getting thumped in The Ashes, it felt tantamount to treason as I was doing it.
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am I the only one finding this not as good as the ones before?

may your choices reflect your hopes not your fears.

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I hope you Aussies appreciate the work I put in to the Oz-themed title - Southern Cross merging into the Aussie green & gold. Given the way our boys are getting thumped in The Ashes, it felt tantamount to treason as I was doing it.
The Ashes are gone Bobito, let'em go

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am I the only one finding this not as good as the ones before?
I think you need to watch the NH final to get the full flavour of this one
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I was working on a script for the Aussie Open that I thought was really funny but, on the downside, it was full of Australian slang and jokes that would have probably left at least 75% of readers feeling

Essentially the plot was that Rodionova and Gajdosova are given fair dinkum Aussie lessons (Nastya: I'm always fair! Jarka: What is a "dinkum"?). The teacher is the most Australian person alive, Merv Hughes. He cautions them that it's not going to be "as simple as Laura Robson giving up washing and becoming a Pom".

He starts by teaching them to speak like Australians ("Everything has to start with the words "Aw look". It's the 'Strine equivalent of the capital letter at the start of a sentence".) They also have to learn how to eat Vegemite and understand the rules of Footie (Nastya: "Like playing hopscotch with a giant egg").

Finally, as the Aussified Nastya and Jarka leave, Sam Stosur arrives for her sledging lessons.
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I was working on a script for the Aussie Open that I thought was really funny but, on the downside, it was full of Australian slang and jokes that would have probably left at least 75% of readers feeling

Essentially the plot was that Rodionova and Gajdosova are given fair dinkum Aussie lessons (Nastya: I'm always fair! Jarka: What is a "dinkum"?). The teacher is the most Australian person alive, Merv Hughes. He cautions them that it's not going to be "as simple as Laura Robson giving up washing and becoming a Pom".

He starts by teaching them to speak like Australians ("Everything has to start with the words "Aw look". It's the 'Strine equivalent of the capital letter at the start of a sentence".) They also have to learn how to eat Vegemite and understand the rules of Footie (Nastya: "Like playing hopscotch with a giant egg").

Finally, as the Aussified Nastya and Jarka leave, Sam Stosur arrives for her sledging lessons.


Maybe we can tempt you over to do a guest comic on the Australia and New Zealand forum

Btw: I think Merv would have a harder time teaching sledging to Sam than strine to Nastya and Jarka
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LOL at post #840!

Thanks bobito for the Simona avatar!

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