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View Poll Results: Who do you want to appear next in Tales from the Locker Room (maximum 4 players)?
Klara Zakopalova 14 14.43%
Dominika Cibulkova 47 48.45%
Ekaterina Makarova 9 9.28%
Angelique Kerber 33 34.02%
Julia Goerges 44 45.36%
Daniela Hantuchova 42 43.30%
Sabine Lisicki 51 52.58%
Kirsten Flipkens 14 14.43%
Sorana Cirstea 26 26.80%
Nadia Petrova 31 31.96%
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Re: Tales from the Locker Room - Episode 19, Asderaki Lays Down the Law!

wow this is fantastic
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For sure your best one yet. I laughed a LOT, that was brilliant.

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The Evert part was pure brilliance

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Re: Tales from the Locker Room - Episode 19, Asderaki Lays Down the Law!

I don't think my lovely Vika cursed enough. But otherwise brilliant. Esp. Chrissie.

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Very clever! @ Chrissie!

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This one is awsome

'I was born to be the tortoise. I was born to walk alone.'

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Unbelievable
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Had to read it a second time b/c I thought Stosur was saying Eva's part

Pure brilliance, ESPECIALLY for the Evert + J Mac combo. Bra-freakin-vo once again

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I cry so much at the look on Evert's face as she's saying serve to Stosur's FH omg

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I LOVE that what/how/why face from Stosur!
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You should post it on Sam's Facebook page, she'd probably get a kick out of it.

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Jankovic's complaints when playing Niculescu "this is not tennis!" would be funny, along with Evert's comment that she's never seen a shot like her forehand slice before (made during her match with Azarenka). There is also the slice forehand drop volley she hit that went back over the net.

Bartoli would be fun to see in one of these, especially if you can work in the yoga pose and Lisicki.

Patrick McEnroe: "No one expects Bartoli to go very far, what with her unconventional coaching and the way she wears herself out between points."
Evert: "If she would hit her one-hander more often, I think she could do as well as Sloane."
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Sam finally got caught out

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Glad im not the only who notices it. Everyone thinks Sam is an angel

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@ Chrissie not knowing what's going on. Best one yet.
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