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Dang.

They ever do a film remake of Tommy, I think we found the new Acid Queen.

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I'd pick Serena for the Acid Queen.

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Well it would be strange for her not to be facing the camera when she's having a picture taken with her car...
I was talking about ambASSing - selling porsches.

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Look at that peasant, having to purchase her own Porsche

Black rims to match her black soul?


Panamera turbo S - 550 hp , 0-62mph - 3,8 sec, top speed - 190mph Good choice. By the way part of the money she payed for this car goes directly into Maria's pocket....

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I was talking about ambASSing - selling porsches.
is that English?

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Panamera turbo S - 550 hp , 0-62mph - 3,8 sec, top speed - 190mph Good choice. By the way part of the money she payed for this car goes directly into Maria's pocket....
The "By the way" part obviously preceded the bolded line.

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I suggest all Porsche owning players need to organize a giant auction and sell their cars, lest they be attacked as "wannabes/stalkers/clones" by angry hordes of Mashturbaturs who have now retroactively declared Shazza to be the original Porsche owner (never mind that she was driving Land Rover until last week).
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I suggest all Porsche owning players need to organize a giant auction and sell their cars, lest they be attacked as "wannabes/stalkers/clones" by angry hordes of Mashturbaturs who have now retroactively declared Shazza to be the original Porsche owner (never mind that she was driving Land Rover until last week).
shut up. clearly your too dumb to continue reading, so whatever. You people on this board really need to lighten up. you all really think that these players really give a rat ass about you, its really sad.
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shut up. clearly your too dumb to continue reading, so whatever. You people on this board really need to lighten up. you all really think that these players really give a rat ass about you, its really sad.
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Vika bought her Porsche awhile ago. It was on her Facebook.

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Vika bought her Porsche awhile ago. It was on her Facebook.
Yeah, I think it was last December.












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Vika bought her Porsche awhile ago. It was on her Facebook.
That is so funny. When you are not a racing driver, in Monaco you can not drive faster than 30 mph.

F1-drivers living there usually use scooters, because they hate the traffic
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Yeah, I think it was last December.


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I was talking about ambASSing - selling porsches.
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is that English?
'AmbASSing' is a new word that means 'booty modeling'.

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