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Anna Kournikova announces engagement

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Tennis star and Internet pinup queen, Anna Kournikova, stunned the media when she announced her Christmas engagement to Nick Hayek, billionaire owner of Omega watches, the watches that Kournikova has promoted for several years.



"I have loved Nick for a while now, but I had to shield my relationship with him by pretending to have an affair with Enrique (Eglacias)," stated Kournikova to the assembled media. "The fact that Nicky is a billionaire had very little to do with my decision," Kournikova continued. "I just love the little fellow," said the pinup babe as she gave her new fiance a bone crushing hug.

"I hope that Anna likes the 12ct. ring and the 1.5 million dollar custom Omega watch that I gave her," said an elated Hayek.
"I just want to thank god and Viagra for getting me Anna and making me the happiest billionaire on the face of the earth," said an out of breath Hayek.

"I just knew that our marriage would last, that is why I tlold little Nicky to tear up that prenup," Kournikova beamed.
I think that we will be together forever or at least 10 months," Kournikova stated as she glanced at the Omega balance sheets handed to her by her mom, Ala.
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did i understabd this right?
anna k. has something with this old man?
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Oh, what a surprise another piece of shit from you know who..

Any chance in the future that you can indicate (in the subject) that what you have posted is made up crap.. then atleast I wouldn't have to click on it, even though I knew it was BS in the first place.. like every thread you start is.

How many of these topics do we have to put up with these days??
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J.Cap - that guy is not just old, he is loaded. He's a billionaire.
Now Anna can buy all the titles that she wants.

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What a hot couple


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Re: Anna Kournikova announces engagement

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LOL

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lmao..nice joke
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ajay - You are a real bore. I think you are way to obsessed with Anna to the point that you can not have any fun with the cute little Ruskie.

She is not not not going to ever meet, date or marry you, so enjoy her for the entertainment value that she can provide.

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He didn't even spell Sportsline correctly!
Sportslie lol, suits it very well actually!

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ajay - You are a real bore. I think you are way to obsessed with Anna to the point that you can not have any fun with the cute little Ruskie.

She is not not not going to ever meet, date or marry you, so enjoy her for the entertainment value that she can provide.
What the fuck would you know. you don't know one little thing about me and you wouldn't have a clue what I have or haven't done.

Oh you got a high opinion of yourself, if you actually think the trash you type is entertaining and funny..

BTW I thought this board was an information board a chance to give you opinions and catch up on info, well that's the impression I got, now if you enjoy being the board clown, atleast you can do is indicate in the subject heading that it is a joke, I mean the Hingis thread went down well didn't it?? (I know you didn't start it)
Now I am only interested in accurate and true info and I am sure alot of others are too, but obviously you aren't.
Instead you enjoying "mocking" all the players, I don't care who it is, but as I said atleast indicate that in the heading, that isn't asking for to much is it??

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Glen -sportslie is an intentional spelling of mine.
ask someone and they will tell you that I have done it before to let people like, er, em, ajay, know that the thread is not for real.

ajay - I guess you are an inhibited reader, because at the end there was a sportslie production trailer.
Did that not give your ass a hint?
Anna looking at the company balance sheets during an engagement party.
Did that not give your dumb ass a hint?

Reading comprehension is a skill that can be learned.
Hopefully it is not to late for you, little buddy.

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