Tennis star and Internet pinup queen, Anna Kournikova, stunned the media when she announced her Christmas engagement to Nick Hayek, billionaire owner of Omega watches, the watches that Kournikova has promoted for several years.
"I have loved Nick for a while now, but I had to shield my relationship with him by pretending to have an affair with Enrique (Eglacias)," stated Kournikova to the assembled media. "The fact that Nicky is a billionaire had very little to do with my decision," Kournikova continued. "I just love the little fellow," said the pinup babe as she gave her new fiance a bone crushing hug.
"I hope that Anna likes the 12ct. ring and the 1.5 million dollar custom Omega watch that I gave her," said an elated Hayek.
"I just want to thank god and Viagra for getting me Anna and making me the happiest billionaire on the face of the earth," said an out of breath Hayek.
"I just knew that our marriage would last, that is why I tlold little Nicky to tear up that prenup," Kournikova beamed.
I think that we will be together forever or at least 10 months," Kournikova stated as she glanced at the Omega balance sheets handed to her by her mom, Ala.
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