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Hingis announces retirement! (mod edit: Warning - bad joke)

In 2015.

Take your time before exacting vengeance. I'm expecting it now. It would be way better if you blind-sided me.

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Not blind. Not uninformed. We are party to atrocities. But the response of the world after 9/11 is worth noting. Even our most dire enemies offered aid. We should all be so lucky.

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Don't you ever do that again! I almost cried for a second!
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was that supposed to funny?

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omg, dont ever do that again!
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tenn_ace - Well, yeah. It's not like I wished any bad on her. However, feel free to nuke me in return. It's off-season. We need to keep ourselves busy. Try to be funny. Think of me as an easy bar to get over. Or an easy bar to get over in.

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You scared me even I don't like her!


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holy crap, you made my heart race 1 million miles. good one, considering it was a joke, but i suggest that nobody does this because it can probably cause harm to die-hard fans of the players.

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aaaah you scared me for a bit there!
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Volcana, i feel sorry for you. don't you have anything better to do with your time?
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Volcana you scared me too
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valeria - Right now, I'm writing a very large, very complex program that uses up time with it's iterations. I visit WTAWorld during test runs.

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Omg, I was soo fuckin scared and sad for like 10 seconds cause this fuckin page wouldnt load fast!!

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Man! This is a bad joke!! I was: no, it can´t be!! Don´t do that again Volcana!!
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I promise I won't do it agin where Martina is concerned. I'll warn you now though, I heard a rumor Serena won't defend RG becasue she's got a big role inthe next Halle Berry movie. I only warn you now cause you'll all forget by then.

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