Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE? - Page 3 - TennisForum.com
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #31 of 52 (permalink) Old Feb 1st, 2013, 07:34 PM
Senior Member
 
TennisPhan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,753
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

m) Serena Williams
TennisPhan is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #32 of 52 (permalink) Old Feb 1st, 2013, 10:27 PM Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
Hanh Nguyen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 148
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Quote:
Originally Posted by John. View Post
Reading whats written about them on this site

Elena Dementieva, Maria Sharapova, Samantha Stosur
Hanh Nguyen is offline  
post #33 of 52 (permalink) Old Feb 2nd, 2013, 01:59 AM
Senior Member
 
antonella's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Del Boca Vista Estates
Posts: 2,862
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Their worst nightmare is to be caught posting stuff here.

"I can resist anything except temptation" - Oscar Wilde
antonella is offline  
post #34 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 03:25 AM
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 2
 
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

All of the above :P
Jacquipova is offline  
post #35 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 03:31 AM
Senior Member
 
iWill's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 15,534
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike_T View Post
Having to share a hotel room with Justine
Or a cup/glass.

*********************

Jameka the G.O.A.T
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrProdigy555 View Post
*inserts a couple fingers into you*
iWill is offline  
post #36 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 03:53 AM
Senior Member
 
PIAoTvTeY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Tianjin
Posts: 452
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

M) having to change underwear in front of the crowd

Human beings are prone to comparision and comparision sets jealousy in motion.
PIAoTvTeY is offline  
post #37 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 04:17 AM
-LIFETIME MEMBER-
 
fufuqifuqishahah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: New York
Posts: 16,170
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

From worst nightmare to least nightmare

PHYSICAL PAIN
l) Getting a minor injury
d) Catching a cold prior to a Grandslam

EMBARRASSMENT & SHAME & MONEY
j) Losing in the first round at a home tournament
g) Getting little sponsorship
c) Inability to speech English

EMBARRASSMENT & SHAME
f) Getting media attention for the wrong reasons
b) Accidently injuring a ball kid
i) Getting booed by the crowd
e) Forgetting to shake hands at the end of a match

PLAYFUL EMBARRASSMENT
a) Dropping and hence breaking the trophy during the awards ceremony
k) Falling over on court in an embarrassing way

OPPORTUNITY
h) Facing their ultimate rival in a Grandslam final

fufuqifuqishahah is offline  
post #38 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 04:45 AM
Worshipping the bangs
 
miffedmax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Posts: 52,044
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

trimming bangs






No, wait, that's MY worst nightmare.

Max
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.[/SIZE]
Jo-La Queen of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
miffedmax is offline  
post #39 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 05:16 AM
I fucking love Donna Vekic
 
Spencer.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 14,591
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Imperfect Angel View Post
Period coming during on court play.
Poor Jelena

Quote:
Originally Posted by Melange View Post
Having woman's problem on day of big final
Oudin was given the win TWICE because of JJ's lady issues The second time in a FINAL no less

Quote:
Originally Posted by AnnieIWillKnow View Post
During Wimbledon.
It wasn't bad enough JJ got a heat stroke too

Quote:
Originally Posted by .Ivan. View Post
Or a cup/glass.
Literally busted out laughing. I know this joke is old, but damn it catches me off guard sometimes and it's hilarious all over again

Quote:
Originally Posted by moby View Post
Jankovic at her dramatic best will lead, throw the lead away, spot you a massive lead in the third set, decide to come back with some blazing retrieving and backhands, almost comeback, and then hand you the win, possibly with back to back double faults or netted forehands. You have no agency in this match. You might start to wonder if you have free will. Perhaps solipsism is true after all - is it Jankovic's world and you're simply allowed to live exist in it? It's basically existential waterboarding.
Spencer. is online now  
post #40 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 05:29 AM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 27,651
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmic Voices View Post
Didn't Jelena's car break down once because it ran out of gas on her way to the AO?
Cincinatti, 2011.
Wiggly is offline  
post #41 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 07:16 AM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 2,837
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

1, struck by lightning
2, thunder ...

.
PhilePhile is offline  
post #42 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 01:48 PM
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Posts: 7,009
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Quote:
Originally Posted by .Ivan. View Post
Or a cup/glass.
Or being kissed by Ju-Ju after match.
Mike. is offline  
post #43 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 09:26 PM
Senior Member
 
iWill's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 15,534
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Quote:
Originally Posted by triphop26 View Post
Or being kissed by Ju-Ju after match.
Yes talk about awkward!!

*********************

Jameka the G.O.A.T
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrProdigy555 View Post
*inserts a couple fingers into you*
iWill is offline  
post #44 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 09:29 PM
Senior Member
 
Jack.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dublin
Posts: 6,071
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Winning the French Open and then drawing Lisicki at Wimbledon

Resident fan of the ever slumping Karolina Wozniacki.



Juan Martin Del Potro
Jack. is offline  
post #45 of 52 (permalink) Old Jul 3rd, 2013, 09:36 PM
blurring the lines between the real and the fake
 
V-MAC's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 24,336
                     
Re: Tennis Player's Worst NIGHTMARE?

Not getting invited to the cool parties

V-MAC is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the TennisForum.com forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.

Registration Image

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome