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If you could give one player ANY gift this Christmas, what would it be?

This gift can be anything, a tennis skill or weapon, grand slam, item, etc.

I'd give Henin Wimbledon 2007.
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Ivanovic, Stosur - A Backhand.

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Rena - 2004 French Open
Na - A brain
Sveta - A brain
Kvitty - Fitter body
JJ - A crown
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Stosur - French Open 2010
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Berdych - a blowjob .
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Ivanovic a brave heart!
Li Na a brave mind!

Dementieva a major title

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Berdych - a blowjob .
plz, as if MTF hasn't been gay enough these days.
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plz, as if MTF hasn't been gay enough these days.
You came to WTA world to escape the gays? Bless.
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Shvedova, Li, Cirstea:



Ivanovic:



Kvitova:

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Sharapova - a calender year grand slam or a way to beat Serena Williams

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Li Na- mental fortitude
Venus- 2010 US Open
Maria Sharapova- my number
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Stosur - French Open 2010
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A voucher for a spray tan so she can get rid of her socklines would be second

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Berdych - a blowjob .

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I'd give Jelena a hug and a warm smile with the best wishes for her career and life. j/k, I'd give her either a slap or a slam title, I can't decide, both sound tempting.
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