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Hi guys, only few days till season 2013 begins, how cool is that! I found some interesting article on internet, it's about Ana Kournikova's funninest statements. She is so charming and funny. Take a minut to read some things she had said.

"People think I'm stupid just because of my blond hair. But, blonds are actually smart."

(speaks to a journalist) "Please write that I have many boyfriends. In every country I visit, there is another boyfriend. And I kiss with all of them."

"I am beautiful, famous and gorgeous."

"I love to go to church, it's so beautiful and peaceful. When you leave the church, you feel clean, like everything dirty has gone."

"People ask me 'Why do you have to look good on court? Why don't you just play?' But, you know, when on court, I feel like I am in theatre and need to express myself. Why do I have to look ugly just because I am a sportsman?"

(said in 1998) In ten years, it will not be enough for ladies just to play tennis. People want to see more, crowd makes us stars and we earn money thanks to them. In ten years, female players will play in topless."

"I am like a meal in an expensive restorant - you can watch, but you can't have it."

(after clash with Martina Hingis) "You may have won, but I'm more beautiful and attractive."

Tennis world will never get enough of Anna Kournikova. She is truly unique.
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She is similar to a famous radio personality in the USA. His name is Rush Limbaugh. Kournikova has a better body, but they are both very self assured.
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She is so fearless and scandalous. But, the thing she said to Martina is just... Oh Anna Anna. She is unique.
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(after clash with Martina Hingis) "You may have won, but I'm more beautiful and attractive."
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Hahhaha, imagine that situation and Martina's face. Anna
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(said in 1998) In ten years, it will not be enough for ladies just to play tennis. People want to see more, crowd makes us stars and we earn money thanks to them. In ten years, female players will play in topless.
Rumor has it that Anna Kournikova has at last consented to pose nude for Playboy magazine and also a 2013 calendar.

About fucking time! this deal has been in the post for like ten years. And ten years ago the money she would have commanded for a nude shoot would have been stratospheric. Don't get me wrong, she's still a hottie but ten years on she is starting to look a little rough around the edges.
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She is similar to a famous radio personality in the USA. His name is Rush Limbaugh. Kournikova has a better body, but they are both very self assured.
How exactly are they similar?
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Rumor has it that Anna Kournikova has at last consented to pose nude for Playboy magazine and also a 2013 calendar.

About fucking time! this deal has been in the post for like ten years. And ten years ago the money she would have commanded for a nude shoot would have been stratospheric. Don't get me wrong, she's still a hottie but ten years on she is starting to look a little rough around the edges.
What a hot start of 2013 will it be! Merry Christmas dear friends!
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Martina Hingis when asked about her rivalry with Kournikova:

"What rivalry? I win all the matches"

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Should Ana making Enrique some hot buns.
They are both together for a long time now.

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Martina Hingis when asked about her rivalry with Kournikova:

"What rivalry? I win all the matches"

One of Hingis famous quotes.

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Martina Hingis when asked about her rivalry with Kournikova:

"What rivalry? I win all the matches"

I never knew that rivalry between them has gone that far.
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