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View Poll Results: Who wins? Larsson or Glatch?
Jo-La wins! She might even hit a backhand! 8 23.53%
Big Al Glatch overpowers the Swedish meatball easily! 11 32.35%
The entire world rips out its eyes rather than watch this godless abomination 9 26.47%
Who are these women? Are they tennis players? Are they in the top 1000? 6 17.65%
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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old Nov 14th, 2012, 03:38 AM Thread Starter
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Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

Let's just dive right to the bottom of the Peak vs. Peak off-season crap threads.

The dream matchup from the LOB, provided you dream about a lot of unreliable cars and appliances.

A woman who can serve and nothing else vs. a woman who can eat lutefisk.

Two Fed Cup players who lose everywhere else.

Two...ah hell. There really is no way to build this up with any drama or tension at all. I'll just go infract myself and find some pics of Lena with bangs.

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Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs
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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

I forgot about Glatch and her FedCup exploits. That was probably when Benesova was at her peak. Doesn't really mean much though.
This match would be a snoozefest or a shitfest. Either 6-0 6-1 or 4-6 7-6 7-5 with a hatload of UE's.
Either way I think Jo-La would win.

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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

Glatch in 3. (sorry Max )

But Jo-La might hit a backhand winner to win a set.

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Glatch in 3. (sorry Max )

But Jo-La might hit a backhand winner to win a set.
Don't be sorry. I lurvs me some Big Al.

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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

who???? are these people important to anyone else but you Max???

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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

Peak Glatch NID.

But, Glatch would be injured at the end of the match and be out for the next 6-months

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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

PEAK OUDIN!!
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4th option

She´s way more relevant than those 2 together

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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

Glatch, simply because she actually has a backhand.


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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

Glatch in 15 minutes.

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She´s way more relevant than those 2 together
Not during Fed Cup.

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Re: Major off-season thread: Peak Jo-La vs. Peak Glatch

I've seen Glatch play some really good tennis like a gazillion years ago, so Glatch

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Peak Glatch.

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who???? are these people important to anyone else but you Max???
I have it on good authority their respective mothers love them.

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V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
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