Worshipping the bangs
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Larsson's Player Forum
Re: Where does Azarenka go from here?
Okay. From now on to be a Vika fan you will be required to provide:
Two forms of ID, one of which must be a passport
Blood and tissue samples
A 5,000 word essay on why you want to be a Vika fan*
A ticket stub or autographed item from at least one Vika match
A handmade tribute to Vika, such as a sculpture of the AO trophy made of macaroni, or a tattoo of Vika on your butt
A photo of a Belorussian flag flying in front of your house/apartment with signed testaments from a neighbor (not related to you) that said flag flies every day
Signed testimonials from at least six certified Vika fans on TF that you are a true and honest Vika fan
*persons who are of limited English or Belorussian proficiency may substitute a musical composition or interpretive dance number honoring Vika for the essay requirement.
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs